OWOT Today
OWOT Today was an OWOT-themed newspaper that broadcasted to the OWOT Discord on a semi-daily basis. AndreiXYZ, the project's creator, also ran a separate Discord server where users could submit news to be featured on OWOT Today.
The account for OWOT Today was created on February 26th, 2023. Its regular content ran from August 2023 to January 2024, and was released on an inconsistent schedule, with news sometimes being posted months after its occurrence. The paper made a brief return as part of a gag for April Fools 2024.
After its closure, OWOT Today was succeeded by Lemuria's Our World of News: a project which would eventually draw Andrei's ire for its heavily biased content.
List of Posts
*Note: Yagton was Fern's username before she transitioned.
*Note: Mentions of Discord @users, @roles and #channels are underlined.
August 2023
| Date | Entries |
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| August 23rd, 2023 | The OWOT Discord server has lost its boosts.
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| August 24th, 2023 | OWOT Today's proper profile picture made by @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ is in the works! Here is a preview of the first 6 users that made it in. List of users: InfraRaven, FP, anon_guy, Mr.Guy, poopman, theawesomepikachu20, happyworld392, DIGIBILLCIPHER, yagton, AndreiXYZ, KKosty4ka, e_g. The font used is Smidgen. |
| August 25th, 2023 | @FP approves of OWOT Today's profile picture.
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| August 26th, 2023 | FP has set a temporary rate limit on the front page at spawn. |
| August 27th, 2023 | @FP has uploaded a preview video teasing at the ability to use CTRL+Scroll to zoom on OWOT without using your browser's zoom.
Basically, you won't have to always go into the menu and use the zoom slider, and furthermore, if you have a trackpad, you can hold CTRL and slide up and down as well. Another contribution by @kkostya allows world owners to delete messages via the sender's chat ID and the message's creation timestamp (in Unix). @FP has added another option to the /block command where you can block registered users, for "completion purposes". (/block reg) |
| August 28th, 2023 | Our World of Text's latest changes have been deployed!Changelog Additions
Changes
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| August 29th, 2023 | @Egg has surpassed @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ in message count. (67,422). |
September 2023
| Date | Entries |
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| September 8th, 2023 | FP, Falling1 and e_g. have been attempting to fix a bug with inputs on Android. https://2s4.me/public/ + input*.html.
In addition, @Falling1 and @Egg have received the @Tester role for their efforts. ............. A few days ago, @FP has given @Egg, @theawesomepikachu20 and @Scɑr32 three unique worlds with invalid characters in the world names. They can only be visited through the /warp command.
comu link activation detection script.
............. FP's Discord account was just about to be ELIMINATED after ai_sponge's Discord server was PILLAGED ............. OWOT Today always strives to bring you the most important of news from OWOT. ............. The ............. The official Our World of Text Today Discord server has been opened to the public!, We have created this server as a means to let our followers know of future posts more easily and to allow your submissions to be more accessible, and furthermore, you will be able to have direct contact to our account managers, get announcements related to the account, and more! Hopefully this can be a good change for the account moving forward. Join now! '-> https://discord.gg/w8fP2d9qPU <-' |
| September 10th, 2023 | FP is planning to add the option to disable text copying and to enable the quick area deletion tool for world owners.
............. @Egg has reached 70,000 messages, being the first user to do so. |
| September 14th, 2023 | FP has shared a preview of the new area deletion tool. ............. The official world used for testing background colors, [/bcolor](https://owot.me/bcolor), has been griefed by an anonymous user with the messageSTFU ZOOGER. Restoration is pending from FP. |
| September 15th, 2023 | Our World of Text's latest changes have been deployed!,
changelog Additions
Changes
............. [/main](https://owot.me/main)'s center has been griefed at 18:19 UTC by an anonymous user (script usage is unknown) for around 10 minutes before the center went back to normal. |
| September 17th, 2023 | @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ has been granted the @Scripter role for the following:
............. After being in the works for over a month, @Egg has released his latest world and upcoming WOTD, and his best work yet, [/impossibleway](https://owot.me/impossibleway). Currently, it features 100 tiles, and it will slowly be updated over time, the final update featuring a whopping 200 tiles in total. We see amazing potential with this world's concept and script, and we hope to see more from you in the future! ............. Our World of Text's latest change has been deployed!, changelog Changes
............. Modern Our World of Text's development has started 6 years ago! , https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/commit/2abd81e2d900873391885364629819ff4e7a93ef 2191 days of OWOT and counting, this community has made really impressive worlds over the years, and we can't wait to see what you come up with next! |
| September 19th, 2023 | @why do i still have a nickname b's upcoming WOTD, [/impossibleway](https://ourworldoftext.com/impossibleway), has been placed on the poll.
............. @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ will be holding an interview with FP on October 1st, to celebrate OWOT's 6th anniversary. The interview contains 17 questions, the second part being "a little interesting". |
| September 25th, 2023 | @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ is the second person to reach 70,000 messages. |
| September 28th, 2023 | @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ will soon be hosting an event to celebrate OWOT's 6th anniversary where the community will decide the best WOTD via a bracket poll. |
| September 30th, 2023 | We would publish the latest OWOT news, but they'd get buried fast.
............. For the second time in its history, OWOT has suffered a proxy attack, heavily affecting the chat by using hundreds of websockets, making it nearly completely unusable. Our condolences to all of the families of the victims that have lost their lives during this incident, and we will make sure this never happens again. We shan't leave OWOT in danger, and we shall protect it no matter what. 9/29 #NeverForget ............. @realredtext's first contribution to the OWOT code came in handy for stopping yesterday's proxy attack, by adding a function for administrators to fully ban a list of IP addresses. The reason this was implemented is because bans used to apply on the HTTP side, but not on the websocket side. https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/commit/32ac67927824d81a343fe023c6f42f59c9dba937 ............. InfraRaven shatters the world record for chat message length by sending a message with an astounding 504 CHARACTERS ............. @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮'s interview with FP to celebrate OWOT's 6th anniversary is tomorrow. |
October 2023
OWOT Today was inactive for the majority of October and November.
Most of the following entries were retroactively posted after November 21st, 2023.
| Date | Entries |
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| October 6th, 2023 | @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮'s interview with FP has finished, containing 17 questions and 2 parts. The first part had questions only about OWOT, while the second part had questions inspired by Ryan Trahan's interview with Dr. Phil. You can read the interview's questions and answers for yourself here, and there'll even be an OWOT world featuring the interview soon!
............. As October came by, it was time for a new WOTD to flourish, but alas, due to numerous botting attacks performed on the poll, bringing our then-upcoming WOTD crafted by none other than @e_g. below 4 other competing worlds with the same like/dislike ratio, causing the WOTD to become inconclusive for a few days. ............. LOCAL OWOT ADMIN caught ENDORSING CHILD LABOR in modern day Read here -> #trash Mr.Guy For child labor "get a job punk" ............. @e_g.'s best world yet, [/impossibleway](https://owot.me/impossibleway), has rightfully been awarded the World of the Day rank for the massive effort poured into it. The OWOT Today team once again congratulates you for creating an entire platformer inside OWOT, and we cannot wait for you to unleash your fantastic potential once again in your future projects. ............. After multiple comments on trash's atrocious average message quality, #international has been rebranded to #off-topic, making it the official channel for off-topic conversations outside OWOT, leaving #trash as-is as an auxiliary channel mostly for unkempt conversations and shitposts. |
| October 7th, 2023 | @FP has removed the trademarks for unknown reasons from the OWOT logo, name and WOTD, leaving the Square of Publicity as the only trademarked item (possible oversight) on the center console. Once again, this has wreaked havoc and incited drama, which took the lives of several victims. Our condolences to all of the families who have had their members' lives lost. This needs to stop. Make OWOT great again!
............. Today, @e_g. has broken another message count barrier, this time being a whopping 80,000. This puts him at 27.7K messages behind the collective total discussion and spam of hundreds if not thousands of people over the span of 2 years (@Gateway#8555), and is expected to surpass it by Christmas Day, December 25th. |
| October 8th, 2023 | Our World of Text turned 6 years old today!
Six years ago, @FP has released his clone of Your World of Text to the public. To celebrate its 6th anniversary, the community has come together to make and paste various OWOT logo artwork around spawn, some even protected! To add, the trademark on the center console is back after FP noticed the amount of artworks still keeping it. @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ has also started a nickname party, which even had FP and Mr.Guy joining the train. Thank you for always supporting us throughout our journey. This news project would not have been possible without OWOT existing. We will forever keep this website in a special place in our hearts, and we will cherish all the memories together. @Falling1 and @realredtext have rightfully earned the @Scripter role. |
| October 10th, 2023 | For the first time in its history, OWOT has reached chat ID 1,000,000. |
| October 11th, 2023 | @poopman shares his newest groundbreaking script, which is a replica of MSPaint in OWOT, where you draw using octant blocks. https://github.com/poopman-owot/ms-paint |
| October 12th, 2023 | @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ has released his newest work yet, a world featuring an interview containing 17 questions directed to FP himself. https://owot.me/Interview_with_FP
............. FP is working on a new project codenamed Uvias Vector, intended to be a mix of Jotleaf and Discord's Jamspace. |
| October 13th, 2023 | The long chat ID chain has ended at around 4,655,000.
............. Here's a screenshot of FP testing an optimized spatial database using quadtree. |
| October 15th, 2023 | @Polonez founds the [OWOT Webhosting Corporation](https://owot.me/webhosting) to help users of OWOT host their own sites as subworlds. |
| October 16th, 2023 | FP uses Gen Z slang word to compliment @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮'s [brand new chocolate brand](https://owot.me/webhosting/textables.owot) that will dethrone Hershey's |
| October 19th, 2023 | History is made at 00:31 UTC for the longest time somebody hasn't noticed an error within a font template widely used by dozens, made by @e_g.
The sneaky q in the lighter red bottom part of the hole was found by FP. Edited screenshot on the right used for clarity. |
| October 20th, 2023 | The Restoration Union has discovered two extremely rare [ Server ] messages that are obscurely difficult to have them display the intended way.
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| October 21st, 2023 | @fern gets asked by Oklahoma City resident to watch over his bag for 20 minutes while he goes to a nearby McDonald's. Once returned, he gave yagton a Quarter Pounder with Cheese as reward. Is this a Deserved W |
| October 22nd, 2023 | @poopman achieves Superuser rank, is willing to use it to monitor the chat more and to mute people multi-websocket spamming. ...Instead of completing his Superuser duties, 40 minutes after he has achieved this status, he uses his powers to send a r
............. /jesusisking has been nominated as the 118th WOTD for only 20 hours due to lack of content and order, classifying it as a mini-WOTD. The WOTD has been replaced by the real 118th WOTD, [/webhosting](https://owot.me/webhosting) created by @s. Congratulations! ............. Long-time creator @theawesomepikachu20 has made a new world showcasing the mathematical puzzle and conjecture "Four fours", claiming that you can obtain any number up to a certain maximum, using only mathematical operations and symbols, and of course, four instances of the number 4, no more, no less. Check it out here -> /four_4s |
| October 23rd, 2023 | FP learns Japanese, uses his newly learned language to express his love for pizza pie.
FP は日本語を学び、新しく学んだ言語を使ってピザパイへの愛を表現します。 Yet again, OWOT has suffered another proxy attack. The attacker, suspected to be |
| October 24th, 2023 | @poopman updates his MSPaint script, adding opacity and freehand select. https://github.com/poopman-owot/ms-paint/blob/main/app.js |
| October 25th, 2023 | FP is willing to devise a security system to prevent anything like this ever happen again. |
| October 26th, 2023 | Since @e_g.'s world, [/saltdxmlog](https://owot.me/saltdxmlog), has been endorsing and documenting Dextromethorphan (DXM) and general drug usage and has had the lowest rating out of any other world on the poll, FP has royally removed it, including a countdown, along with 3 temporary celebration worlds on the poll, referencing Margaret Thatcher's death, /ding-dong, /the-witch, /is-dead.
............. @hijklmnop2 has created /three_3s, which is a spin-off of @theawesomepikachu20's world, /four_4s. The world aims to calculate every number using only mathematical symbols and three instances of the number 3. |
| October 27th, 2023 | Five Nights at Freddy's movie releases.
............. @s wipes /webhosting and other worlds in a fit of rage caused by @Deleted User's constant harassment towards him. FP was willing to make up for the loss of content by creating his own versions. ............. lime.owot has made a small world to celebrate Halloween. https://ourworldoftext.com/the_web ............. theawesomepikachu20 returns once again with another world documenting various OWOT user colors. This is actually a sequel to a world created around May 2023. https://ourworldoftext.com/usercolors2 |
| October 28th, 2023 | OWOT experiences a proxy attack for the 100th fucking time.
The server was attacked in retaliation for rate-limiting an individual for nuking the spawn using a script, FP believes the server went down for around 2 minutes at the most. Enormous portions of the far-east part of the main page are being engulfed by the gradient images, warranting a super-rollback once it's done. Can we fucking go ONE DAY without some motherfucker poking the servers with their nuclear bomb. |
| October 29th, 2023 | (https://ourworldoftext.com/grug2) new OWOT world, Guest-1052 big maker. FP choose WOTD in future, grug be happy. |
| October 30th, 2023 | To celebrate Halloween , FP and poopman have collaborated to make a Halloween-themed world, full with pumpkins and ghosts following your cursor and a cemetery background! [/Halloween23](https://ourworldoftext.com/Halloween23) officially lasted 2 days, from October 30th to November 1st, so here are a few screenshots of the stuff people have drawn! In addition, poopman has made his themed cursor script [open-source](https://github.com/poopman-owot/cursor-rep/blob/main/app.js ). yagton is working on adding a revolutionary module system enhancing the OWOT scripting lifestyle, where you will be able to import scripts in YOUR script straight from GitHub in just one line instead of pasting in everything from the script! ............. VC party is held in #General and #trash, lasting about an hour. |
| October 31st, 2023 | @SabrinaCarpenterFan has left her computer on for about 1.5 days straight to send 2 megabytes of pure OWOT chatlogs.
............. Some more progress pics on the module system.To address the backlash we have gotten from our manager's persistent procrastination, it felt fitting to rebrand our name to be correct again, as our news always are. ............. yagton finishes the module system, sends it off for approval on the OWOT GitHub page. https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/pull/25 Modules are now staged on the [test server](https://test.ourworldoftext.com/). |
November 2023
Most of November's issues were also retroactively posted, with most of them being released mid-December.
| Date | Entries |
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| November 1st, 2023 | yagton returns with another Pull Request, this time adding relative path support for module identifiers to ease making multi-file projects. https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/pull/26
............. @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ remakes his year-old world map image of all active OWOT users and their countries as an interactive map hosted on https://owot-world-map.glitch.me/, featuring over 50 users. Click on the profile pictures to see their respective username if you don't recognize them!Being one of the oldest creators and users from modern OWOT, DIGIBILLCIPHER pays us a visit after 7 months of inactivity in the server, then streams Don't Starve for a short bit in the voice channel. Also, she has stated that she is actually a girl. (this surprised me too!) ............. @e_g. becomes the first person to hit 90,000 messages. |
| November 2nd, 2023 | #todo-document becomes public for around 7 minutes for the second year in a row.
............. Mr.Guy redesigns his main world. |
| November 3rd, 2023 | yagton comes back again with another Pull Request, this time fixing a bug with the . character in module user/repo identifiers. https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/pull/27
............. @guest-1052 shares with us a plethora of interesting worlds he owns. https://ourworldoftext.com/InterestingWorldsIOwn |
| November 4th, 2023 | FP makes a Geometry Dash reference with today's screenshot. The first large-scale #General party in a long time has been held starting at 14:27 UTC, and lasting 5 hours (ended at 19:29 UTC) featuring InfraRaven (with facecam!), FP, Scar32, KKosty4ka, Falling1, Guest-1052, realredtext, cygnus, yagton, Grey, Mr.Guy, UnicodeIXIXIXI, lime.owot, B, AndreiXYZ, e_g., Caioz, EEN, PCUser013 and more. At around 5 PM, they've also started various Discord Voice Activities. First mention: #scripting First VC message: #General End of party: #trash Below are a few screenshots from the VC party. |
| November 5th, 2023 | At 19:48 UTC, a soyjak.party raid took place in this server allowing around 20 raiders to post NSFW, extreme gore/NSFL, anti-LGBTQ, racism, unmoderated and unbanned for about 50 minutes before FP (while on his phone, not home at the time) was alerted about the ongoing raid and neutralized them, promising to delete all of the messages individually. No more than 10 minutes later, more raiders joined and continued the raid for 10 more minutes before FP came back and stopped them, issuing 12 bans, also setting an explicit image filter for non-role members. For investigational purposes, the invite codes used in the raid are of the following;
dU9w4cNW cfYYGS23 8p36VFwt |
| November 6th, 2023 | Caioz presents us with the center consoles he has crafted for [/main](https://owot.me/main). https://ourworldoftext.com/caioz./main_box/
............. It's InfraRaven's birthday, turning 33 this year. ............. theawesomepikachu20's world, [/four_4s](https://owot.me/four_4s), has been featured as the 120th World of the Day. Surely this world won't set off a world-trend consisting of tens of other fan-made worlds, right...? |
| November 7th, 2023 | [Spooks](https://spooks.me/) link reported missing, InfraRaven claims it's "just hiding behind the protection".
............. KKosty4ka shares a prototype of his new eraser script. ............. Guest-1052 showcases his own seed teleporter script, where you can enter any string and it will convert it to a random set of coordinates. https://ourworldoftext.com/seedteleporter |
| November 8th, 2023 | @s makes a pull request to OWOT's code, changing the regex for blocking to support display names. https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/pull/28
............. @kkostya makes a very similar pull request, but closes it after noticing UnicodeIXIXIXI has already made one. FP went on afterwards to make his own better commit. https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/pull/29After showcasing his [collection of scripts](https://ourworldoftext.com/guest1052world#x:898,y:988), @guest-1052 earns the @Scripter role. ............. @lime.owot also follows shortly with the @Scripter role. .............
FP has released a teaser experimenting with a new design for the Chat button, in order to make it less attractive and tempting to click on. ............. The front page was attacked by a scripter who has made a script spamming red block characters over a random tile at spawn whenever a swear was said in chat, including a link that sends said swears. Some people used it to intentionally grief spawn. The attacker also claims that it was made by an admin, encouraging people not to swear. |
| November 9th, 2023 | yagton makes a wiki page for module documentation. https://wiki.ourworldoftext.com/wiki/Modules
yagton comes back with another pull request, fixing a couple of typos and improving local testing for modules. https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/pull/30 Is FP's brain being consumed by Gen Z!!?? |
| November 10th, 2023 | The second large-scale voice chat party in #General has been held at 14:57 UTC, lasting 2 hours (ended at 17:07 UTC) featuring InfraRaven (with facecam, again!), cygnus, e_g., Guest-1052, FP, Falling1, B, poopman, draker, UnicodeIXIXIXI, KKosty4ka, yagton, AndreiXYZ, poiuytrew, asher and more.
At around 15:32 UTC, they've started playing Gartic Phone. InfraRaven has also showed his cat to the camera at around the same time. yagton has also boosted the server to Level 1, for the sole purpose of adding a cut-out of InfraRaven as an emoji First mention: #General End of party: #trash Below is an image of compiled screenshots from the VC party. yagton has also recorded the VC for around 1 hour and 15 minutes and is planning to release it soon! |
| November 11th, 2023 | Guest-1052 makes a couple of short worlds: [/owotcourt](https://owot.me/owotcourt) & [/juanperonscorpse](https://owot.me/juanperonscorpse) |
| November 12th, 2023 | FP reveals that there was a kill switch implemented for the OWOT gateway bot following a pinging disaster 2 years ago. It was useful for whenever he was away and the gateway was being abused to ping half the server repeatedly for a few hours. Nobody has actually known of it until now, and it was as simple as DMing the Gateway bot "self destruct". |
| November 13th, 2023 | @guest-1052's world, [/guest1052world](https://owot.me/guest1052world) has been featured as the 121st World of the Day. |
| November 16th, 2023 | The new chat button has been released to the public. The chat window's theme is just a user modification.
............. @guest-1052 has made a pull request, adding a chat command that clears the chat locally. This was closed shortly after due to FP making a better implementation, using |
| November 17th, 2023 | @fern almost died !!! Wanna find out? !!! Go round the campfire and I shall tell you all a story...
The day before, at around 9:01 PM (Oklahoma time), yagton started casually exploring a forested area after dark, hoping nothing out there could run up to him and attack him. The opening before going in the woods was by a walking trail that he's never gone on before. He has always had a passion for exploring locations that really don't need to be. Suddenly, he sees a deer casually run a good 50 meters in front of him, wondering to himself if this is a sign that he should turn back immediately. The deer started cautiously approaching him, but through a combination of shining his flashlight at it, whistling at it, and slowly backing up, yagton has successfully conveyed to the deer that he wants nothing to do with it. However, the deer was still slowly approaching, but it was obvious it was very cautious and was maintaining a distance, it was probably more scared of him than he was of it. Keep in mind that deer are generally pretty docile, unlike meese, which are attackers. Deer's main meal is grass and generally try to stay away from everything. After several minutes, the deer has satisfied its curiosity and has walked back to its mainland. Do you all think yagton could have lost his life if the deer had ran up to him at full speed.Our World of Text's latest changes have been deployed! Additions
Changes
............. @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ recreates the [Geometry Dash](https://owot.me/Geometry.Dash) title logo using background colors and octant block characters, all of this using just a Samsung tablet. |
| November 18th, 2023 | @caioz makes a better version of his [old world](https://owot.me/Caioz-Rates) where he rates other worlds. Check it out here! [/CaiozRates](https://owot.me/CaiozRates) @lime.owot makes a pull request, making a custom function ( ............. @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ makes yet another fantastic mind-blowing world documenting Geometry Dash's history of the hardest Demons. This world will contain multiple lists documenting every top 1 including filters and scripts, and a comprehensive "time machine" of the top 10 hardest Demons from 2013 to 2023. This world may take several months to complete and may compete with other worlds for WOTD. Check it out here! [/Geometry.Dash/Demonlist_History](https://owot.me/Geometry.Dash/Demonlist_History) |
| November 17th, 2023 | A user named just.a.random.person has griefed the front page's spawn with fake art requests.
Due to attacks continued on other pages, [/guest-1052doesart](https://owot.me/guest-1052doesart) has gone private. Submitted by @∮* Mr. 1052@fern makes an unofficial Minecraft server run as an chaotic experiment where anything can happen at any time. Here are some details about the server: IP: officialmeowers.aternos.me:22086 Version: Java 1.12.2 Cracked player support: Yes ............. Here's more screenshots of the server. The second image shows a mountain that was drilled through with powerful explosions. ............. FP choose [/grug2](https://ourworldoftext.com/grug2), 122nd WOTD. Grug happy. |
| November 21st, 2023 | Hello everyone! We would like to take a moment to apologize immensely for our inactivity over nearly the past TWO MONTHS, but we just haven't had the time to submit more OWOT news here. We currently have a large backlog of unsubmitted articles, and we implore you to improve upon it and collect as much information as possible during these two months! https://discord.gg/w8fP2d9qPU 《 We want you to join this server, go over to #submissions and post ANYTHING you can, OWOT related, that has happened since October 8th, 2023 (excluding #OWOT6YEARS)!
............. Once again, we would like to strongly apologize for our huge break. We will be going back online shortly. Stay tuned! |
| November 22nd, 2023 | FP wishes everyone a happy Thanksgiving break at the top of the center console. (By the way, the protection on InfraRaven's PayPal link is gone, presumably to ease pasting further themed center consoles.)
............. The center console has been updated to a plate held by a Thanksgiving turkey to celebrate the holiday. poopman and FP have also made [/Thanksgiving23](https://owot.me/Thanksgiving23), similar to the Halloween world. |
| November 24th, 2023 | @lime.cat updates his pull request by changing the emote height from 1em to 16px due to the em unit not being affected by browser zoom. https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/pull/34/commits/92cc62d6f35d09c0766d7bd3acd4f2ff5d3d9bc4
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| November 25th, 2023 | The OWOT Discord server has been raided by soyjak.party again, starting at 16:19 UTC and lasting about an hour before Mr.Guy and FP tackled them. Following this, FP has created a measure to prevent further raids like this involving shock images by whitelisting the ability to upload attachments and embed links, via the new @User role, which is granted manually.
............. In addition, @e_g. is the first person to receive said role. |
| November 26th, 2023 | @fern has made an alternative survival Minecraft server for those who do not like anarchy as much as the first server. normalmeowers.aternos.me:15850
............. Here's some progress on @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮'s Demonlist History world. |
| November 27th, 2023 | theawesomepikachu20's world, [/usercolors2](https://ourworldoftext.com/usercolors2), has been featured as the 123rd World of the Day.
............ @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ starts catching up with @! OWOT Today ☑ news.Mr.Guy uses ChatGPT to make a fictional-horror world documenting a mysterious entity known as "[The Void](https://owot.me/void)". |
| November 30th, 2023 | @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ starts go[...]od [object] chain, FP gets involved. |
December 2023
| Date | Entries |
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| December 1st, 2023 | FP mutes himself. |
| December 2nd, 2023 | After continuous annoyances from Kingdoms_gg (originating from soyjak.party) for well over a month, @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ has made a community poll asking people if FP should start being far more strict with Kingdoms.
At the end of the poll, 13 people voted against him (+1 alt), whilst only one "person" (Nonaem, which is nearly just as annoying) was in favor of his stay. People against Kingdoms include: AndreiXYZ, lime.owot, yagton, cygnus, Falling1, caioz, LiquidVicinity, realredtext, e_g., KKosty4ka, ntg, Guest-1052, Polonez (+ one of his alts). ............. @theawesomepikachu20 releases his latest upcoming WOTD, [/owot_card_game](https://ourworldoftext.com/owot_card_game), which the name may suggest, is based on character info-card games. The world was created after observing an anonymous user making a similar character card at spawn, and decided to build around the idea. A regular card contains a depiction of the user as a stickman, along with their name and the card ID. To the right of the stickman are the stats of the character, including Health Points (HP), Experience (XP), Attack (ATK), Defense (DEF), its weapon (with details), and a special ability. |
| December 3rd, 2023 | I swear bro why Yag's shit stickin up like cockatoo feathers @fern LMFAOOOOOOOAOAOOOOO. @∮* Mr. 1052 makes a world showcasing a funny script made by an anonymous user where you can drag any character on the canvas around. |
| December 4th, 2023 | Due to the abundance of university finals, FP is forced to take a break from development work until December 15th, which includes every project. Essential maintenance / work will still occur during this period! Due to this, Mr.Guy has been elected as the daily screenshotter for the next 11 days.
............. @∮* Mr. 1052 creates a small world featuring a snow-filled town called "[Snowland](https://ourworldoftext.com/snowland)". ............. hijklmnop2's world, [/three_3s](https://owot.me/three_3s), has been nominated as the 124th World of the Day. |
| December 5th, 2023 | @s makes another pull request, this time adding SVG icons for the admin panel. https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/pull/35
............. FP is planning on repurposing the @Road Builder role to @Artist after multiple requests.The first of its kind, a feat that was believed to be impossible, @e_g. is officially the first person to reach 100,000 messages. This stupendous goal has taken him 1038 days, since February 1st, 2021, putting him at an average of ~96.3 messages per day. It's not over for message milestones for him, there is still one more mountain peak to be conquered, and that is surpassing @Gateway#8555's total message count of 108,421, across hundreds of people. 100,000th message: #trash Congratulations for this amazing feat! |
| December 6th, 2023 | How to deal with spammers 101, by Mr.Guy. |
| December 7th, 2023 | Let's wrap it up, ladies and gentlemen. FP meets the same fate as Viprin. |
| December 8th, 2023 | @kkostya shares a 3 hour timelapse of OWOT's spawn. |
| December 9th, 2023 | The truth has been revealed... @∮* Mr. 1052 creates an unofficial Discord server for [/main](https://owot.me/main). https://discord.gg/NtmedumjT2 ............. FP finally bans Kingdoms.gg after a month of him harming this server. ............. @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ designs a new center console for [/main](https://owot.me/main) based off meimei's SLC art for Christmas 2022. |
| December 10th, 2023 | The OWOT Discord server sets a new record for most streams at once, at 8. |
| December 12th, 2023 | @! ! ass uses comu links to make interactive polls on [/public-vote](https://ourworldoftext.com/public-vote). "This reminds me of [Let's Settle This](https://neal.fun/lets-settle-this)" —AndreiXYZ |
| December 13th, 2023 | FP has muffins for breakfast again, claims to be able to send a 97.5 exabyte CSV file containing the individual positions of the atoms in one of his muffins. ACCOUNT BAN WAVE Guest-1052's account gets disabled for being underage, and Sabrina's account gets limited for doxxing someone she hated. SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY (or don't, you know who you are ) ............. FP posts a cat image. |
| December 14th, 2023 | @! ! ass creates [/mariana](https://owot.me/mariana), which contains 5 levels and is an unofficial sequel to yagton's world, [/cryptic](https://owot.me/cryptic).
............. @kkostya shares some interesting stats from his crawler, including the most viewed worlds, the oldest worlds and the oldest chat messages. |
| December 15th, 2023 | @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ celebrates his birthday, turning 15 years old. FP joins in with twenty-five lousy cake muffins to celebrate and cherish this holy day. FP shares his Bytebeat melodies. #owot https://2s4.me/public/bytebox/main.html https://dollchan.net/bytebeat/ ............. Mr.Guy shares a few of his ideas on how to improve Our World of Text.............. yagton makes a pull request adding support for Docker. https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/pull/36 ............. FP's development freeze period has ended, his next immediate task for OWOT being implementing a long-press menu to select a region, copy a character, etc. so that poopman's mobile-friendly script won't be necessary. |
| December 17th, 2023 | These are the top 25 OWOT front page chat addicts, brought to you by @KKosty4ka. theawesomepikachu20's world, [/owot_card_game](https://owot.me/owot_card_game), has been nominated as the 126th World of the Day. |
| December 18th, 2023 | @! ! ass is awarded the @Scripter role.
............. The @Scripter role has been moved down the role ladder, causing some users' top role's colors to be changed to dark blue and yellow.
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| December 20th, 2023 | Mr.Guy prints the entirety of the front page of Our World of Text. Welcome to the future. |
| December 22nd, 2023 | @! ! ass makes a hacked client for OWOT named Saturn. Is this the new Absolllute's Geometry Dash MegaHack https://discord.gg/FgHgxmna9W
............. FP hints at the new SEX MOD What is BRO COOKING... |
| December 23rd, 2023 | yagton suggests making an OWOT world for @! OWOT Today ☑ as a newspaper format, where all of the stories are formatted into a document and other stuff like the current WOTD poll status, a featured cat meme, a community section where people can write open letters and submissions, and so on. The newspapers will be released on a weekly basis. |
| December 24th, 2023 | salt, Mr.Guy and theswguy all boost this server up to Level 2, for the first time in its history! Achieving the impossible, @egg has surpassed @Gateway#8555's total message count of 108,421. ............. FP has made a world that tracks when it hits 12:00 AM on Christmas Day in all of the timezones! Check it out here [/christmas2023](https://ourworldoftext.com/owot/christmas2023) Another world has also been made to celebrate and discuss Christmas [/Christmas23](https://ourworldoftext.com/Christmas23) |
| December 25th, 2023 | The OWOT Today team wishes you all a Merry Christmas.
............. FP is considering reworking OWOT's UI, problem being people would have a hard time adjusting to the drastic changes that would occur to how it would work altogether. He's already thinking of reworking how the color and bgColor UI should work entirely. ............. owot tomorrow |
| December 26th, 2023 | DayDun has gone offline for the first time in a while, which lead to the member list having no members that display separately for 24 minutes.
............. FP beats Microsoft in a race on who can fix a capitalization issue. Microsoft FP could not change the capitalization of the filenames on his desktop. FP FP fixed the bug before he started the race.harm to the server and due to his pedophilic and zoophilic behavior, FP is willing to look at complaints the community is giving him about Scar32. Whether Scar32 actually ends up banned for the greater good of this community, only time will tell... |
| December 27th, 2023 | #scripts is renamed to #scripters.
............. @FP reveals he has STOLEN 5-GON FILES on his HARD DRIVE!!!!!! What more crimes could this man do!!!???? |
| December 28th, 2023 | Oh my goodness gracious.
............. Due to harassment by server members, lime.owot has been imposed a welfare ban from #trash. ............. FP has gone all out on the logo for the replament of the [/main](https://owot.me/main) Discord server. |
| December 29th, 2023 | FP just announced that squatted world names may be unclaimed for another user without notice.
............. FP releases the official [/main](https://owot.me/main) Discord server to the public! https://discord.gg/2JzBzHaeAQ ............. @poopman's world, [/tileAnimator](https://ourworldoftext.com/tileAnimator), which features a script made to simulate animations within tiles is featured as the 127th World of the Day! |
| December 30th, 2023 | FP has deployed an update, resetting the server's uptime of 42 days. FP has disabled the chat for an hour due to the depressing state of it. Submitted by @lime.cat@justanotherinternetguy gets @Scripter on Day 2 of being in this server. |
| December 31st, 2023 | FP makes a new year's countdown for every timezone striking 2024. Don't miss the countdown in yours! https://ourworldoftext.com/owot/2024countdown ............. As a reward for being fully up to date with OWOT news, we have obtained the @OWOT Today role. For now, one thing I'm certain of doing this year is to make a world layed out like a life-sized (probably not life-sized) newspaper, updating on a weekly basis, suggested by @fern >> #owot. Thank you so much, @FP. Other than the world, I have huge plans for this account, and it's kinda funny to think that this started out as a complete parody to another community's news source with nearly the same name. --AndreiXYZ, the Owner of OWOT Today *This was the first post since November 21st to be released on the correct date. |
January 2024
OWOT Today once again fell behind in early January. Everything after January 8th was retroactively posted on February 1st.
| Date | Entries |
|---|---|
| January 1st, 2024 | The annual new year sign is back for the fourth year in a row!
https://ourworldoftext.com/owot/2024 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avAYxAhByzw |
| January 2nd, 2024 | Yes, anon_guy is still alive, spotted in the MainOWoT server. https://discord.gg/2JzBzHaeAQ
(This post has been submitted by @egg! Remember to join our Discord server for notifications and to submit your news as well. Anything helps to make OWOT Today grow to become the most reliable OWOT news source created! https://discord.gg/w8fP2d9qPU ) |
| January 5th, 2024 | (https://ourworldoftext.com/longcat) has been featured as the 128th World of the Day. Tell Helen we said hi, by the way! |
| January 7th, 2024 | @placeholder obtains Nitro and boosts this server, bringing it up to 9 boosts. Is this the limit or can we go further? |
| January 8th, 2024 | Half Life 4, to be developed by FP. Are y'all excited!!??
............. [/mariana](https://owot.me/mariana), @! ! ass's world and sequel to [/cryptic](https://owot.me/cryptic), has been featured as the 129th World of the Day. Congratulations! |
| January 9th, 2024 | Region selection support for mobile is being added! By long-tapping on the canvas, a selection box with adjustable knobs will appear to adjust the region selection before applying and copying the text. |
| January 10th, 2024 | [Three](https://owot.me/compass2) [new](https://owot.me/predictiontest) [worlds](https://owot.me/cryptic) have been added to the WOTD poll at the same time.
Is this a new World (of Text) Record? FP also [mentions](https://discord.com/channels/1115609513488298057/1115609513488298060/1194668469900296242) that he will have to tweak the rules of the poll eventually. The current rule is that all worlds with more dislikes than likes cannot be nominated, so if all worlds end up not having a positive ratio, the baseline will have to be lowered. |
| January 11th, 2024 | Unfortunately for us all, but fortunate for @fern, after some deliberation, he has decided to [take a three week break from the Internet generally](https://discord.com/channels/366609898164715520/814269977393233937/1195015185170169997), returning on February 2nd. The only activity he will have on the OWOT Discord server during this timeframe will be brief announcements about projects if he continues to work on them during it and a twice-weekly cat post in the 『🐈』a large amount of cats thread to keep it from archiving. We will all miss you, yagton, and we hope you have a great time outside the Internet for now. |
| January 12th, 2024 | After @Falling1 [mentioned](https://discord.com/channels/366609898164715520/367475763680641024/1195388630911438889) the lime is typing... sticker with the community being portrayed as Tommy Shelby holding a gun up to his head during an ongoing argument, it only escalated and FP had to intervene and [remove the sticker](https://discord.com/channels/366609898164715520/367475763680641024/1195394655152521276), which is no longer [officially endorsed by this server anymore](https://discord.com/channels/366609898164715520/367475763680641024/1195396129911742524).
............. @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ hints at a final and biggest rework of his main world, after being under construction for over 3 years, by documenting its history. |
| January 13th, 2024 | FP has published a repository for a headless OWOT renderer on his Github page, to be used for taking screenshots of the canvas.
https://github.com/system2k/worldoftext-renderer
@The Swivel Almost Pushable Cell <=====
This fucking buffoon has leaked @! ! ass's most revolutionary script yet, Saturn, spamming it in OWOT chat.
............. After @realredtext mentioned the ............. @! ! ass does the unthinkable and buys 3 boosts to bring this server up to Level 3, unlocking the ability to set a vanity invite link. We would like to applaud you and all of the other boosters for this deed and we hope the level is here to stay for a long time. Here are all of the perks unlocked in this boost level previously thought to be nigh impossible to acquire in this server: |
| January 14th, 2024 | @fern's twice-weekly catposting. |
| January 15th, 2024 | After seeing that 59% of the worlds on the WOTD poll are not eligible for WOTD due to the like/dislike ratio and that a lot of the ratings are fraudulent, FP has chosen [/five_5s](https://owot.me/five_5s) as the 130th World of the Day instead of [/cryptic](https://owot.me/cryptic), as the former had more ratings than the latter, making the L/D ratio more accurate and precise.
............. With the help of ChatGPT, Mr.Guy makes a new story world. https://ourworldoftext.com/stickminers |
| January 16th, 2024 | After FP checks out @Unmatched Bracket's interactive Dwarf Fortress recreation on [/main](https://owot.me/main), he is rightfully awarded the @Scripter role.
Welcome aboard!! |
| January 17th, 2024 | FP is now officially working with the Illuminati. |
| January 18th, 2024 | @fern's twice-weekly catposting. |
| January 19th, 2024 | Six people from the community team up in『🐈』a large amount of cats to spell out "skibidi" while simultaneously pinging @fern with each letter the day before his catpost, however @kkostya ruins it all at the last letter, making the final result "skibid". |
| January 20th, 2024 | FP shares an interesting fact about how YWOT's code used to work before mid-2021. All YWOT used were HTML tables and text nodes, and it used to work by hiding the scrollbars on the edges and literally scrolling the page whenever you dragged the canvas. Ever since YWOT switched to canvas, it has seen a major increase in performance.
............. FP is planning on getting rid of the 1 blocks.js 2 interactive_background_picker.js 3 owot_coord_viewer.js 4 owot_test_bak.txt 5 block.png 6 frontpage_april_4_2019.png 9 tf.txt 10 owner_tiles.txt 11 offlineOWOT_build1_july_16_2019.html 12 YWOT_offline_march_13_2016_build2.html 13 YWOT_offline_march_17_2016_build3.html 14 YWOT_offline_march_25_2016_build6.html 15 YWOT_offline_april_2_2016_build7.html 16 YWOT_offline_august_7_2017_build8.html 17 YWOT_offline_august_8_2017_build9.html 18 offlineOWOT_build2_november_26_2019.html 19 owot-http-v1.js 20 owot-http-v2.js 21 owot-encrypt-color.js 23 rtcrec.html 24 pg1.txt 25 offlineOWOT_build3_march_24_2021.html 26 css_rotating.html 27 backs.png 28 owot-bak-help.txt 29 img_1000_dec14-2021.png 30 misc2.mp3
The old client will be guaranteed to be available on a subdomain or via a URL hash (e.g. https://ourworldoftext.com/#old). After all, FP has not yet decided whether he should proceed with the client rewrite, but there's a high enough chance as the current client is a mess and is difficult to maintain. |
| January 22nd, 2024 | hijklmnop2 comes back with another WOTD, this time getting [/name_tree](https://owot.me/name_tree) featured as the 131st World of the Day.
............. FP formally apologizes for letting /SpeedTyping slip under his radar (all he had to do is check the world once - it had an IP grabber as one of the protected scripts) and get on the WOTD poll, receiving heavy amounts of dislikes. |
| January 23rd, 2024 | After a pedo allegation has arised concerning Daniel Sandberg, he has been banned from the OWOT server. Now, instead of the usual 2 messages/second (500ms), members now have the ability to send 8 messages/second (125ms), and world owners have the ability to send 512 messages/second (1.95ms). https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/commit/b09f0a554c5eadf13da0772a52c696ef6b3f8ab2 |
| January 25th, 2024 | FP spitting straight facts. |
| January 26th, 2024 | This is the second time this monster has made its appearance on #screenshots... Will there be confirmed lore? |
| January 27th, 2024 | The OWOT Discord server has lost Level 3, now down to 13 boosts.
............. FP has changed the @User role's color from gray to a light blue similar to @United Snowy Boys's, and then changed it to the default white after noticing the similarity. |
| January 28th, 2024 | @fern's twice-weekly catpost, amidst the Sabrina exposal. ............. Have you heard of the name "Starianna", especially in the context of Our World of Text? If not, feel free to continue watching this video, and make sure to sit back and relax, as we take a dive beneath the waves and explore what Starianna has to behold and offer to this site. The Mysterious Story of Starianna | OWOT Deep Dive Exactly eight days before this occurrence, an anonymous user ran a counting bot in the front page's chat with the intent of clogging up the chat and just being a general spammer and nuisance. It didn't run for long, as FP came in and muted the bot within a minute. Two hours later, the bot came back and went unnoticed for a bit longer before getting muted again by FP. The bot has made numerous appearances afterwards, including a message right before the counting bot started, "Starianna". Two days later, on January 22nd, FP has made a remark on the fact that there might be somebody spamming JS links, activating the counting bot, after muting the fourth bot that day. The next day, he gave the supposed Starianna spammer the maximum mute amount, hoping they would stop. After a couple more spam-counting incidents and a couple more mutes, on January 24th, FP has stated that he will work to address this strange counting bot phenomenon, and that he has evidence to suggest these bots aren't run on the browser, and that they're from dozens of residential IPs (not proxies). On the same day, after the numerous mutes given, Starianna temporarily moved the counting bot to /name_tree, which was the WOTD at the time. On January 25th, FP attempted to contact Starianna about how he can't get rid of her, although there was no response other than more automated counting. Additionally, he has mentioned the fact that Starianna changes her IP address to a non-proxy IP that appears legitimate every time she gets muted. Several hours later, d9eoead has complained to FP about how he appears to be "chatting too fast" even though he's not spamming. FP has replied, saying that that only happens if he's actively running a chat bot somewhere, perhaps via a Glitch/repl project, which leads to him possibly tracing these counting bots to a website people here are visiting in droves, explaining the legitimacy of the IP addresses. He also mentioned later that he could use [CSP](https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/CSP) to block connections to OWOT from other sites, which would help kill off spammers like Starianna. On January 28th, FP has mentioned that he has observed Starianna changing her phrases every now and then to evade any auto-muting filter. And now, it's time for perhaps the most intriguing and chaotic part yet. On the same day, at 12:09 UTC, OWOT user twinnie has stumbled upon SabrinaCarpenterFan's YouTube channel, holding an oddly familiar name... Starianna. The same spammer running the counting bot on the front page for over a week now's name, is "coincidentally" also Sabrina's channel name. With this newfound information, it was clear that Sabrina's continued presence in this Discord server would not last long at all. @lime.owot proceeds to post it on the Discord server three minutes later. At first, nobody reacted until Sabrina herself admitted to running the spam bot 45 minutes later. Immediately after this message, the trash erupted into a chaotic waterfall of messages mocking, making fun of and rightfully harassing Sabrina until FP woke up and checked Discord to review the situation. Sabrina ended up leaving the server shortly after she admitted to being the infamous Starianna, but after being preventively banned from [our server](https://discord.gg/w8fP2d9qPU), the [WOTD server](https://discord.gg/zvCBYkGfmQ) and the [Goatway Remake server](https://discord.gg/TqpH4UvWPT), she rejoined the OWOT server and threw a fit, repeatedly asking and pinging Falling1, alongside the admins which were online at the time but take no part in moderating the server, such as sammich, Mr.Guy and DayDun, although there's no reasonable explanation for how they would even help. Seeing as she still doesn't get any help, she then continues to ping every online person in the member list asking for advice. After one of the pinged members sends Sabrina a death threat, her tantrum worsens and continues to ping every single member. After some time, she starts sending homophobic and racial slurs, increasing the chances of her getting banned from the server, and then makes an alt account in an attempt to preventively evade the future ban. Nearly four hours after lime.owot exposes Sabrina, or Starianna, it finally happened. @FP has gone online. Minutes after FP has finally checked Discord, @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ quickly rushed to DMs with him to discuss the ongoing situation, providing proof and context necessary to warrant Sabrina's ban. After reviewing the conflict, he finally decides to speak in trash to Sabrina, expressing his disappointment. At 16:09 UTC, thanks to an immense amount of requests by the community, @FP finally bans SabrinaCarpenterFan, otherwise known as Starianna. The chat erupts once again, celebrating this deed. The OWOT Discord server is now free from Starianna. This calls for an official victory. Sabrina, however, continues to run the counting, showing no signs of stopping, and FP having limited tools to ban her completely from the site to this day. ............. Thank you for watching what we consider our biggest video (article) ever, and if you enjoyed it, feel free to drop a like and perhaps join our Discord server for more news to come! It's completely free, and you can always change your mind later! === Credits === Deep Dive by: @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ Animations: @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ Colors: @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ Lighting: @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ Supplies: @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ Directing: @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ Editing: @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ Special thanks to: @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮ |
| January 29th, 2024 | Funnily enough, @fern's 2-year-old world, [/cryptic](https://ourworldoftext.com/cryptic), has been featured as the 132nd World of the Day, despite him being on a break from the Internet and having absolutely no knowledge of it being placed on the WOTD poll in the first place. Congratulations, I guess...? Flawless Wings of Infragarasu A quad-mashup featuring:
To be used in Infragarasu, an upcoming GD mega-collab and parody of Yatagarasu, hosted by @> ✨ᗩＩ ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮. |
| January 30th, 2024 | @FP has shared a classified image of a secret weapon in #screenshots. View at your own caution. |
And so, immediately after catching up to schedule for the second time, OWOT Today would go into a longer hibernation than ever before. January 30th also marked the last time that the newspaper released its regular content.
This is not the end of the project, however.
April 2024
| Date | Entries |
|---|---|
| April 1st, 2024 | —☀️ Dawn o' February 1924—
📰 Extra! Extra! The OWOT British Government Extends Official Hand to OWOT Soviet Union In a historic move, the esteemed OWOT British government has officially acknowledged the OWOT Soviet Union and initiated diplomatic discourse, appointing Mr. Robert M. "OWOT" Hodgson as the premier chargé d'affaires to foster diplomatic ties with the burgeoning nation.📰 Breaking News: Alexei "OWOT" Rykov Assumes Helm of OWOT Soviet Union In a momentous development, Mr. Alexei "OWOT" Rykov has ascended to the esteemed position of OWOT Chairman of the Council of People's Commissars of the OWOT Soviet Union, akin to the revered role of Prime Minister within the OWOT Soviet hierarchy, following the lamentable passing of the illustrious Lenin.📰 Former OWOT President Woodrow "OWOT" Wilson Passes Away at 67 In a somber turn of events, the esteemed Woodrow "OWOT" Wilson, who had held the esteemed office of President of OWOT from 1913 to 1921, breathed his last breath at the venerable age of 67 within the confines of his residence at X: -23 Y: 40 in the esteemed capital city of /main, at the eleventh hour and fifteen minutes of the forenoon.📰 Renowned OWOT Patriot, Motextas K. Gandhi, Released from Detainment In a momentous turn of events, the revered Motextas K. Gandhi, celebrated for his valiant crusade of nonviolent resistance in the noble pursuit of OWOT's emancipation from the yoke of British dominion, has been liberated from confinement in Ahchatabad. Despite facing a draconian six-year sentence for alleged sedition, Gandhi's tenure of incarceration has been curtailed, with his freedom restored after a mere fraction of his term served. This decision comes at the behest of British medical practitioners, who have deemed it imperative that Gandhi be granted a period of convalescence spanning six months to recuperate from a grave ailment.📰 Tragedy Strikes: Flash Flood Claims Lives of 41 Scripters In a harrowing tale of woe, a flash flood engulfed an underground browser console, sealing the fate of 41 out of the 46 scripters laboring within its depths. The calamity unfolded after the work crew initiated a blasting operation perilously proximate to the confines of Raveny Lake, nestled near the town of Anongy, Minneldita.📰 Former OWOT President Woodrow "OWOT" Wilson Laid to Rest With solemn reverence, the funeral rites for the esteemed former President Woodrow "OWOT" Wilson were solemnized. His mortal remains were interred in a vault beneath the hallowed center aisle of the chapel within the revered precincts of the Yaggington National Cathedral. This solemn occasion marks a historic milestone, as Wilson becomes the inaugural, and sole, OWOT president to find his eternal repose within the confines of the District of Poopmania.📰 Rebel Leader Adolfo de la Texta Retreats to Mérida, Yu-cat-án In the wake of federal forces reclaiming the pivotal city of Veracruz, Mexican insurgent commander Adolfo de la Texta, along with his retinue, embarked on a strategic withdrawal via boat to the haven of Mérida, situated in the verdant expanse of Yu-cat-án.📰 Senate Votes to Oust Editor Worldby Amid WOTD Dome Scandal In a decisive vote, the OWOT Senate, by a margin of 47 to 34, issued a resounding demand for President Coolidge to remove Edwin Worldby from his post as Editor of the Wiki. Worldby's involvement in the ongoing WOTD Dome scandal had cast a pall over his tenure, prompting this bold legislative maneuver. In response, President Coolidge issued a statement that same evening, declaring his intent to await counsel from special advisors on the legality of the implicated leases and the pertinent details of the transactions involved. He pledged to take prompt and decisive action to safeguard the public interest once these critical facts had been assembled.📰 CTR Transforms into IBM In a transformative move, the Computing-Tabulating-Recording World Table in Accounts/Profile (CTR) has undergone a notable metamorphosis, rebranding itself as the International Business Worlds Corporation, abbreviated as IBM. This strategic renaming signals a bold step towards broader horizons and a global outlook in the realm of business and technology.📰 mc.slaska.xyz Strike Causes Bread Price Increase In the wake of the ongoing mc.slaska.xyz strike, consumers are feeling the pinch as the cost of a four-flop loaf of bread escalates by half a floppy, reaching a total of eightflopce-halfloppy. This surge in prices underscores the far-reaching impact of labor disputes on everyday essentials, further exacerbating economic strain for households across the server map.📰 Coolidge Makes Historic comu: broadcast. On the auspicious occasion of George Washington's birthday, Coolidge addressed the nation via the JSwaves, marking a new era of presidential communication that transcends the confines of traditional platforms.📰 Lunicodendorff Defends ATSCHII Attempt in /Main Trial Taking to the stand in his defense during the trial in /Main, Erich Lunicodendorff embarked on a protracted explanation, justifying the motives behind the attempted ATSCHII. He articulated a fervent desire for a world of text liberated from the shackles of Mr.Guyism, FPitism, and infral influences, underscoring his vision for a nation aligned with his ideological convictions.📰 Tragedy Strikes: Nixon Nitration Works Explosion Claims Worlds In a devastating catastrophe, the Nixon Nitration Works disaster rocked the database with an explosion of ammonium nitrate, resulting in the tragic loss of at least 18 worlds. The calamity wrought widespread destruction, decimating several tiles of text in New Pixeley and laying waste to the once-thriving community of Nixon, reducing it to rubble and ashes.# :newspaper: [Textish National Assembly Dissolves UTFman Chatiphate](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/Abolition_of_the_Caliphate%2C_The_Last_Caliph%2C_Le_Petit_Journal_illustr%C3%A9%2C_16_March_1924.jpg\) In a historic decree, the Textish National Assembly took decisive action to formally dissolve the longstanding UTFman Chatiphate, which had endured for 407 years. Voting "almost unanimously," the assembly ordered the abolition of the esteemed office, marking the end of an era in the annals of SLCic history. Subsequently, ASCIImejid II, alongside his harem, was directed to be deported by March 15th. ASCIImejid, the first cousin of the last UTFman Sultan Mehmed VI, who ascended to the esteemed position of religious leader of SLC upon his election as Chatiph on November 19th, was formally deposed at the stroke of 2 o'clock the ensuing morning.# :newspaper: [Luxor Ceremony Marks Opening of Textankamun's World to Public]( In a grandiose spectacle illuminated by floodlights, &4#s Prime Minister Saad &2€OWOT&2€ Zaghloul presided over an elaborate nighttime ceremony in Luxor, officially unveiling the sacred site of Textankamun's world to the &6^ian populace. The event drew an unprecedented throng, reportedly constituting the largest crowd ever witnessed in Luxor. However, what commenced as a moment of celebration swiftly transformed into a fervent demonstration against British presence when the arrival of British High Commissioner Field Marshal Allenby coincided with impassioned calls from the crowd for an immediate British withdrawal from Egypt. ............. —156rd o' Marchuary 2024— newspaper Horacio Vásquez wins the Dominican Republic general election, becoming president, coinciding with the end of United States military occupation.[10] undefined Triumphs in undefined Republic General Election, Assumes Presidency In a momentous electoral victory undefined emerges triumphant in the undefined Republics general election securing the esteemed position of president This historic milestone coincides with the conclusion of the undefined military occupation marking a significant chapter in the undefined journey towards sovereignty and selfgovernance ............. 1562r5d o Marchuaryember 1901 newspaper The Second Hellenic Republic is proclaimed in GreeceThe Second Amidst a backdrop of fervent political upheaval the Second ushering in a new era of governance and This proclamation represents a pivotal moment in the of republican principles |
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July 2024
"i need to make a disstrack one of these days bruh"
"targetting owon"
- AndreiXYZ on July 12th, 2024
On July 12th, 2024, the dormant of corpse of OWOT Today experienced a brief, murderous spasm of activity.
Two posts were released on that day featuring the words "his demise" written in Lemuria's text color. For context, earlier that year Lemuria had started his own OWOT newspaper named Our World of News, which Andrei had repeatedly criticized for effectively functioning as its author's propaganda platform.
This is not the last time that OWOT Today would be used to target Lemuria's paper.
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| July 12th, 2024 |   |
2025
On February 6th, 2025, OWOT Today was briefly brought out of retirement to commemorate the death of Lemuria's newspaper Our World of News. This second newspaper had been mired in controversy for most of its lifespan as a result of biased content and heavy filler.
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| February 6th, 2025 |  |