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[[File:Owot today pfp.jpg|thumb|279x279px|The ''OWOT Today'' logo by AndreiXYZ]]'''''OWOT Today''''' was an [[OWOT Fanart#OWOT News Organizations|OWOT-themed newspaper]] that broadcasted to the [[OWOT Discord]] on a semi-daily basis. [[AndreiXYZ]], the project's creator, also ran a separate Discord server where users could submit news to be featured on ''OWOT Today''.  
[[File:Owot today new logo.png|thumb|311x311px|Updated ''OWOT Today'' logo by [[AndreiXYZ]] on June 4th, 2024. Text created using [[Nomar]]'s hexagonal [[Symbols for Legacy Computing|SLC]] font.]]
'''''OWOT Today''''' was an [[OWOT Fanart#OWOT News Organizations|OWOT-themed newspaper]] that broadcasted to the [[OWOT Discord]] on a semi-daily basis. [[AndreiXYZ]], the project's creator, also ran a separate Discord server where users could submit news to be featured on ''OWOT Today''.  


The account for ''OWOT Today'' was created on February 26th, 2023. Its regular content ran from August 2023 to January 2024, and was released on an inconsistent schedule, with news sometimes being posted months after its occurrence. The paper made a brief return as part of a gag for April Fools 2024.  
The account for ''OWOT Today'' was created on February 26th, 2023. Its regular content ran from August 2023 to January 2024, and was released on an inconsistent schedule, with news sometimes being posted months after its occurrence. The paper made a brief return as part of a gag for April Fools 2024.  
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|'''August 23th, 2023'''
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=== April 2024 ===
=== April 2024 ===
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<nowiki>#</nowiki> :newspaper: [Luxor Ceremony Marks Opening of Textankamun's World to Public](  
<nowiki>#</nowiki> :newspaper: [Luxor Ceremony Marks Opening of Textankamun's World to Public](  
In a grandiose spectacle illuminated by floodlights, &4#s Prime Minister Saad &2€OWOT&2€ Zaghloul presided over an elaborate nighttime ceremony in Luxor, officially unveiling the sacred site of Textankamun's world to the &6^ian populace. The event drew an unprecedented throng, reportedly constituting the largest crowd ever witnessed in Luxor. However, what commenced as a moment of celebration swiftly transformed into a fervent demonstration against British presence when the arrival of British High Commissioner Field Marshal Allenby coincided with impassioned calls from the crowd for an immediate British withdrawal from Egypt.
In a grandiose spectacle illuminated by floodlights, &4#s Prime Minister Saad &2€OWOT&2€ Zaghloul presided over an elaborate nighttime ceremony in Luxor, officially unveiling the sacred site of Textankamun's world to the &6^ian populace. The event drew an unprecedented throng, reportedly constituting the largest crowd ever witnessed in Luxor. However, what commenced as a moment of celebration swiftly transformed into a fervent demonstration against British presence when the arrival of British High Commissioner Field Marshal Allenby coincided with impassioned calls from the crowd for an immediate British withdrawal from Egypt.
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—156rd o' Marchuary 2024—  
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newspaper Horacio Vásquez wins the Dominican Republic general election, becoming president, coinciding with the end of United States military occupation.[10] undefined Triumphs in undefined Republic General Election, Assumes Presidency In a momentous electoral victory undefined emerges triumphant in the undefined Republics general election securing the esteemed position of president This historic milestone coincides with the conclusion of the undefined military occupation marking a significant chapter in the undefined journey towards sovereignty and selfgovernance
 
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—156rd o' Marchuary 2024—
 
newspaper Horacio Vásquez wins the Dominican Republic general election, becoming president, coinciding with the end of United States military occupation.[10] undefined Triumphs in undefined Republic General Election, Assumes Presidency In a momentous electoral victory undefined emerges triumphant in the undefined Republics general election securing the esteemed position of president This historic milestone coincides with the conclusion of the undefined military occupation marking a significant chapter in the undefined journey towards sovereignty and selfgovernance
 
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1562r5d o Marchuaryember 1901  
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newspaper  The Second Hellenic Republic is proclaimed in GreeceThe Second Amidst a backdrop of fervent political upheaval the Second ushering in a new era of governance and This proclamation represents a pivotal moment in the of republican principles<gallery mode="packed">
newspaper  The Second Hellenic Republic is proclaimed in GreeceThe Second Amidst a backdrop of fervent political upheaval the Second ushering in a new era of governance and This proclamation represents a pivotal moment in the of republican principles<gallery mode="packed">
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=== 2025 ===
=== February 2025 ===
On February 6th, 2025, ''OWOT Today'' was briefly brought out of retirement to commemorate the death of Lemuria's newspaper [[Our World of News|''Our World of News'']]. This second newspaper had been mired in controversy for most of its lifespan as a result of biased content and heavy filler.
On February 6th, 2025, ''OWOT Today'' was briefly brought out of retirement to commemorate the death of Lemuria's newspaper [[Our World of News|''Our World of News'']]. This second newspaper had been mired in controversy for most of its lifespan as a result of biased content and heavy filler.
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|[[File:LEMURIA CORRUPT.jpg|center|thumb|654x654px|'''<big>[[OWOT Today#2025|LEMURIA CORRUPT:]]</big>''' <small>'''[[STARE INTO THE RED SUN.]]'''</small>]]
|[[File:LEMURIA CORRUPT.jpg|center|thumb|654x654px|'''<big>[[OWOT Today#2025|LEMURIA CORRUPT:]]</big>''' <small>'''[[STARE INTO THE RED SUN.]]'''</small>]]
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=== July 2025 ===
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|'''July 17th, 2025'''
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== Miscellaneous activities from the account ==
[[File:Owot discord vc october 11 2025.png|center|thumb|384x384px|The ''OWOT Today'' account hopping into VC on October 11th, 2025 in order to keep an eye on [[Lemuria]]]]
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