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[[File:Owot today pfp.jpg|thumb|279x279px|The ''OWOT Today'' logo by AndreiXYZ]]'''''OWOT Today''''' was an [[OWOT Fanart#OWOT News Organizations|OWOT-themed newspaper]] that broadcasted to the [[OWOT Discord]] on a semi-daily basis. [[AndreiXYZ]], the project's creator, also ran a separate Discord server where users could submit news to be featured on ''OWOT Today''.  
[[File:Owot today new logo.png|thumb|311x311px|Updated ''OWOT Today'' logo by [[AndreiXYZ]] on June 4th, 2024. Text created using [[Nomar]]'s hexagonal [[Symbols for Legacy Computing|SLC]] font.]]
'''''OWOT Today''''' was an [[OWOT Fanart#OWOT News Organizations|OWOT-themed newspaper]] that broadcasted to the [[OWOT Discord]] on a semi-daily basis. [[AndreiXYZ]], the project's creator, also ran a separate Discord server where users could submit news to be featured on ''OWOT Today''.  


The paper's regular content ran from August 2023 to January 2024 and was released on an inconsistent schedule, with news sometimes being posted months after its occurrence. It made a brief return as part of a gag for April Fools 2024.  
The account for ''OWOT Today'' was created on February 26th, 2023. Its regular content ran from August 2023 to January 2024, and was released on an inconsistent schedule, with news sometimes being posted months after its occurrence. The paper made a brief return as part of a gag for April Fools 2024.  


After its closure, ''OWOT Today'' was succeeded by [[Lemuria]]'s [[Our World of News|''Our World of News'']]: a project which would eventually draw Andrei's ire for its heavily biased content.  
After its closure, ''OWOT Today'' was succeeded by [[Lemuria]]'s [[Our World of News|''Our World of News'']]: a project which would eventually draw Andrei's ire for its heavily biased content.  
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|'''August 23rd, 2023'''
|The OWOT Discord server has lost its boosts.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Owot discord no boosts.png
</gallery>'''OWOT Today''' has been launched by <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> in order to document the latest news from Our World of Text. Submit your news through DMs!
(Profile picture is a placeholder!)<gallery mode="packed">
File:Gdtoday.jpg|Placeholder pfp for ''OWOT Today''
</gallery>Our World of Text's daily weather report: Fire
''Submitted by <u>@gracc🤪✌</u>''<gallery mode="packed" heights="100">
File:Fire august 23 2023.png
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|'''August 24th, 2023'''
|'''August 24th, 2023'''
|OWOT Today's profile picture is complete! It is pretty much a parody of GD Today (as this whole account is) and features 12 users alongside the OWOT logo in the center.
|OWOT Today's proper profile picture made by <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> is in the works! Here is a preview of the first 6 users that made it in.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Owot today profile 1.png
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File:Owot today profile 2.png
</gallery>OWOT Today's profile picture is complete! It is pretty much a parody of GD Today (as this whole account is) and features 12 users alongside the OWOT logo in the center.
List of users: [[InfraRaven]], [[Fp|FP]], [[anon_guy]], [[Mr.Guy]], [[poopman]], [[theawesomepikachu20]], [[happyworld392]], [[DIGIBILLCIPHER]], [[Fernsy|yagton]], [[AndreiXYZ]], [[KKosty4ka]], [[E g.|e_g]].  
List of users: [[InfraRaven]], [[Fp|FP]], [[anon_guy]], [[Mr.Guy]], [[poopman]], [[theawesomepikachu20]], [[happyworld392]], [[DIGIBILLCIPHER]], [[Fernsy|yagton]], [[AndreiXYZ]], [[KKosty4ka]], [[E g.|e_g]].  


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|'''August 25th, 2023'''
|'''August 25th, 2023'''
|The center console has had a few minor updates, and flaws:
|<u>@FP</u> approves of OWOT Today's profile picture.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Owot today profile fp approval.jpg
</gallery>The center console has had a few minor updates, and flaws:
# The right side's member protection has been fixed to stay consistent.,
# The right side's member protection has been fixed to stay consistent.,
# The yellow block in the OWOT logo is missing.,
# The yellow block in the OWOT logo is missing.,
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# The [/WOTDguessr](<nowiki>https://owot.me/WOTDguessr</nowiki>) ['''sic'''] link is misspelled (extra "e" in "guessr").,
# The [/WOTDguessr](<nowiki>https://owot.me/WOTDguessr</nowiki>) ['''sic'''] link is misspelled (extra "e" in "guessr").,


The candy emoji remains misaligned.
The candy emoji remains misaligned.<gallery mode="packed">
 
File:Center console updates august 25 2023.png
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</gallery><u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮'s</u> second contribution to the OWOT source code adds an option to block anonymous users from chat. (Run it with /block anon) <nowiki>https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/commit/11f8dacabb33852290df89562cbb1aed80238098</nowiki>
 
<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮'s</u> second contribution to the OWOT source code adds an option to block anonymous users from chat. (Run it with /block anon) <nowiki>https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/commit/11f8dacabb33852290df89562cbb1aed80238098</nowiki>
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|'''August 26th, 2023'''
|'''August 26th, 2023'''
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Basically, you won't have to always go into the menu and use the zoom slider, and furthermore, if you have a trackpad, you can hold CTRL and slide up and down as well.  
Basically, you won't have to always go into the menu and use the zoom slider, and furthermore, if you have a trackpad, you can hold CTRL and slide up and down as well.  


Another contribution by @this bread allows world owners to delete messages via the sender's chat ID and the message's creation timestamp (in Unix).  
Another contribution by <u>@kkostya</u> allows world owners to delete messages via the sender's chat ID and the message's creation timestamp (in Unix).  


<u>@FP</u> has added another option to the /block command where you can block registered users, for "completion purposes". (<code>/block reg</code>)
<u>@FP</u> has added another option to the /block command where you can block registered users, for "completion purposes". (<code>/block reg</code>)<gallery mode="packed" heights="100">
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|'''August 28th, 2023'''
|'''August 28th, 2023'''
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* @theawesomepikachu20 has received the world <code>/*</code>.,
* @theawesomepikachu20 has received the world <code>/*</code>.,
* @Scɑr32 has received the world <code>/&</code>.
* @Scɑr32 has received the world <code>/&</code>.
 
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File:Asterix world.png
<u>@theawesomepikachu20</u> has gotten yet another WOTD. [/TimelineMachine](<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/TimelineMachine</nowiki>) is the 116th WOTD, nominated on September 3rd, after a month of [/WOTDguessr](<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/WOTDguessr</nowiki>) being the WOTD. It features the concept of travelling through different timelines of the front page.
File:And world.png
 
</gallery><u>@theawesomepikachu20</u> has gotten yet another WOTD. [/TimelineMachine](<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/TimelineMachine</nowiki>) is the 116th WOTD, nominated on September 3rd, after a month of [/WOTDguessr](<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/WOTDguessr</nowiki>) being the WOTD. It features the concept of travelling through different timelines of the front page.<gallery mode="packed" heights="100">
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File:Timeline machine.png
 
</gallery>Multiple members have managed to successfully grab Europe2048's account token by tricking him into sending the private part of his token in chat out of cluelessness, and grabbing his Uvias ID via a <code>comu</code> link activation detection script.
Multiple members have managed to successfully grab Europe2048's account token by tricking him into sending the private part of his token in chat out of cluelessness, and grabbing his Uvias ID via a <code>comu</code> link activation detection script.


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@Egg has reached 70,000 messages, being the first user to do so.
@Egg has reached 70,000 messages, being the first user to do so.<gallery mode="packed" heights="80">
 
File:Egg 70000 messages.png
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</gallery>Dzeni has changed his profile picture on Discord to a cat.<gallery mode="packed">
 
File:Dzeni cat.png
Dzeni has changed his profile picture on Discord to a cat.
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|'''September 14th, 2023'''
|'''September 14th, 2023'''
|FP has shared a preview of the new area deletion tool.
|FP has shared a preview of the new area deletion tool.<gallery mode="packed">
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File:Area deletion tool.png
 
</gallery><u>⁠#owot</u> has hit 200,000 messages.<gallery mode="packed" heights="60">
<u>⁠#owot</u> has hit 200,000 messages.
File:Owot channel 200000 messages.png
</gallery><u>@Egg</u>'s upcoming world, '''/impossibleway''', has been delayed due to school, which sets its release timeframe to September-October.


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@Egg's upcoming world, '''/impossibleway''', has been delayed due to school, which sets its release timeframe to September-October.
The official world used for testing background colors, [/bcolor](<nowiki>https://owot.me/bcolor</nowiki>), has been griefed by an anonymous user with the message <code>STFU ZOOGER</code>. Restoration is pending from FP.<gallery mode="packed">
 
File:Bcolor griefed.png
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</gallery>The latest 2 posts have been submitted by <u>@Egg</u>! Remember to join our Discord server for notifications and to submit your news as well. Anything helps to make OWOT Today grow to become the most reliable OWOT news source created! <nowiki>https://discord.gg/w8fP2d9qPU</nowiki>
 
The official world used for testing background colors, [/bcolor](<nowiki>https://owot.me/bcolor</nowiki>), has been griefed by an anonymous user with the message <code>STFU ZOOGER</code>. Restoration is pending from FP.
 
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The latest 2 posts have been submitted by <u>@Egg</u>! Remember to join our Discord server for notifications and to submit your news as well. Anything helps to make OWOT Today grow to become the most reliable OWOT news source created! <nowiki>https://discord.gg/w8fP2d9qPU</nowiki>
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|'''September 15th, 2023'''
|'''September 15th, 2023'''
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* Mobile input has been improved for Android devices,
* Mobile input has been improved for Android devices,
* The /warp chat command sets the world's attributes
* The /warp chat command sets the world's attributes
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[/main](<nowiki>https://owot.me/main)'s</nowiki> center has been griefed at 18:19 UTC by an anonymous user (script usage is unknown) for around 10 minutes before the center went back to normal.<gallery mode="packed">
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|'''September 17th, 2023'''
|'''September 17th, 2023'''
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<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> will be holding an interview with FP on October 1st, to celebrate OWOT's 6th anniversary. The interview contains 17 questions, the second part being "a little interesting".
<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> will be holding an interview with FP on October 1st, to celebrate OWOT's 6th anniversary. The interview contains 17 questions, the second part being "a little interesting".<gallery>
File:Fp interview request.png
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|'''September 25th, 2023'''
|'''September 25th, 2023'''
|<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> is the second person to reach 70,000 messages.
|<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> is the second person to reach 70,000 messages.<gallery mode="packed" heights="90">
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File:Andrei 70000 messages.png
 
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<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> will soon be hosting an event to celebrate OWOT's 6th anniversary where the community will decide the best WOTD via a bracket poll.
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|'''September 28th, 2023'''
|<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> will soon be hosting an event to celebrate OWOT's 6th anniversary where the community will decide the best WOTD via a bracket poll.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Wotd tournament.png
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|'''September 30th, 2023'''
|'''September 30th, 2023'''
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=== January 2024 ===
=== January 2024 ===
''OWOT Today'' once again fell behind in early January. Everything after January 8th was retroactively posted in February.
''OWOT Today'' once again fell behind in early January. Everything after January 8th was retroactively posted on February 1st.
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</gallery>The technique used to replicate this '''magical orchestra of white balls''' is actually quite effortless. To the folks whom think it's painted straight on the OWOT canvas, you are very truthful indeed! This is actually the folkwide known browser under the name '''"Mozilla Firefox"''' rendering the familiar small picture ⚪ in a highly peculiar way.<gallery mode="packed">
</gallery>The technique used to replicate this '''magical orchestra of white balls''' is actually quite effortless. To the folks whom think it's painted straight on the OWOT canvas, you are very truthful indeed! This is actually the folkwide known browser under the name '''"Mozilla Firefox"''' rendering the familiar small picture ⚪ in a highly peculiar way.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Magical orchestra of white balls.png
File:Magical orchestra of white balls.png
</gallery>'''<u>[[*OWOT Today is still releasing old news by this point, December 17th entry was published on December 30th.|*''Everything from this point onwards was retroactively posted during February.'']]</u>'''
</gallery>'''<u>[[*OWOT Today is still releasing old news by this point, December 17th entry was published on December 30th.|*''Everything from this point onwards was retroactively posted on February 1st, 2025.'']]</u>'''
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|'''January 10th, 2024'''
|'''January 10th, 2024'''
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Have you heard of the name "Starianna", especially in the context of Our World of Text? If not, feel free to continue watching this video, and make sure to sit back and relax, as we take a dive beneath the waves and explore what Starianna has to behold and offer to this site.
Have you heard of the name "Starianna", especially in the context of Our World of Text? If not, feel free to continue watching this video, and make sure to sit back and relax, as we take a dive beneath the waves and explore what Starianna has to behold and offer to this site.


=== '''<big>The Mysterious Story of Starianna | OWOT Deep Dive</big>''' ===
'''<big><u>The Mysterious Story of Starianna | OWOT Deep Dive</u></big>'''
 
Exactly eight days before this occurrence, an anonymous user ran a counting bot in the front page's chat with the intent of clogging up the chat and just being a general spammer and nuisance. It didn't run for long, as '''FP''' came in and muted the bot within a minute.  
Exactly eight days before this occurrence, an anonymous user ran a counting bot in the front page's chat with the intent of clogging up the chat and just being a general spammer and nuisance. It didn't run for long, as '''FP''' came in and muted the bot within a minute.  


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'''Thank you for watching what we consider our biggest video (article) ever, and if you enjoyed it, feel free to drop a like and perhaps join our Discord server for more news to come! It's completely free, and you can always change your mind later!'''  
'''Thank you for watching what we consider our biggest video (article) ever, and if you enjoyed it, feel free to drop a like and perhaps join our Discord server for more news to come! It's completely free, and you can always change your mind later!'''
 
'''<big><u>=== Credits ===</u></big>'''


=== === Credits === ===
'''Deep Dive by:''' <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩</u> ◭⟁◮  
'''Deep Dive by:''' <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩</u> ◭⟁◮  


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|'''January 29th, 2024'''
|'''January 29th, 2024'''
|
|Funnily enough, <u>@fern</u>'s 2-year-old world, [/cryptic](<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/cryptic</nowiki>), has been featured as the '''132nd World of the Day''', despite him being on a break from the Internet and having absolutely no knowledge of it being placed on the WOTD poll in the first place. Congratulations, I guess...?  <gallery mode="packed">
File:Cryptic idot test.png
</gallery>'''<big>Introducing:</big>'''
 
'''Flawless Wings of Infragarasu'''
 
<u>A quad-mashup featuring:</u>
 
# [Flawless Wings of Yatagarasu](<nowiki>https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/490479</nowiki>)
# [summer, night, feast](<nowiki>https://soundcloud.com/tdhr/summer-night-feast</nowiki>)
# [Spooks - In the mood for talking](<nowiki>https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398466933139439626/1064346150259400744/Pub_1_-_In_the_mood_for_talking.ogg</nowiki>)
# [The Skiny Stick](<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRnOwL7HT9s</nowiki> )
 
'''To be used in Infragarasu, an upcoming GD mega-collab and parody of Yatagarasu, hosted by <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮.</u>'''
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|'''January 30th, 2024'''
|'''January 30th, 2024'''
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|<u>@FP</u> has shared a classified image of a secret weapon in <u>⁠#screenshots</u>. View at your own caution.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Armed roflcopter.png
</gallery>username is correct once again
 
'''<u>[[*OWOT Today is still releasing old news by this point, December 17th entry was published on December 30th.|''*This entry, like every January entry after January 8th,'' ''was retroactively posted on February 1st, 2025.'']]</u>'''
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And so, immediately after catching up to schedule for the second time, ''OWOT Today'' would go into a longer hibernation than ever before. January 30th also marked the last time that the newspaper released its regular content.
This is not the end of the project, however.


=== April 2024 ===
=== April 2024 ===
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|'''April 1st, 2024'''
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|<u>'''—☀️ Dawn o' February 1924—'''</u>
 
📰 '''<big>Extra! Extra! The OWOT British Government Extends Official Hand to OWOT Soviet Union</big>'''
 
In a historic move, the esteemed OWOT British government has officially acknowledged the OWOT Soviet Union and initiated diplomatic discourse, appointing Mr. Robert M. "OWOT" Hodgson as the premier chargé d'affaires to foster diplomatic ties with the burgeoning nation.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Owot soviet union.webp
</gallery><u>'''—2nd o' February 2024—'''</u>
 
'''<big>📰 Breaking News: Alexei "OWOT" Rykov Assumes Helm of OWOT Soviet Union</big>'''
 
In a momentous development, Mr. Alexei "OWOT" Rykov has ascended to the esteemed position of OWOT Chairman of the Council of People's Commissars of the OWOT Soviet Union, akin to the revered role of Prime Minister within the OWOT Soviet hierarchy, following the lamentable passing of the illustrious Lenin.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Alexei owot rykov.jpg
</gallery><u>'''—3rd o' February 1924—'''</u>
 
'''<big>📰 Former OWOT President Woodrow "OWOT" Wilson Passes Away at 67</big>'''
 
In a somber turn of events, the esteemed Woodrow "OWOT" Wilson, who had held the esteemed office of President of OWOT from 1913 to 1921, breathed his last breath at the venerable age of 67 within the confines of his residence at X: -23 Y: 40 in the esteemed capital city of /main, at the eleventh hour and fifteen minutes of the forenoon.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Woodrow owot wilson.jpg
</gallery>'''<u>—4th o' February 1924—</u>'''
 
'''📰 <big>Renowned OWOT Patriot, Motextas K. Gandhi, Released from Detainment</big>'''
 
In a momentous turn of events, the revered Motextas K. Gandhi, celebrated for his valiant crusade of nonviolent resistance in the noble pursuit of OWOT's emancipation from the yoke of British dominion, has been liberated from confinement in Ahchatabad. Despite facing a draconian six-year sentence for alleged sedition, Gandhi's tenure of incarceration has been curtailed, with his freedom restored after a mere fraction of his term served. This decision comes at the behest of British medical practitioners, who have deemed it imperative that Gandhi be granted a period of convalescence spanning six months to recuperate from a grave ailment.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Montextas k ghandi.jpg
</gallery>'''<u>—5th o' February 2024—</u>'''
 
'''<big>📰 Tragedy Strikes: Flash Flood Claims Lives of 41 Scripters</big>'''
 
In a harrowing tale of woe, a flash flood engulfed an underground browser console, sealing the fate of 41 out of the 46 scripters laboring within its depths. The calamity unfolded after the work crew initiated a blasting operation perilously proximate to the confines of Raveny Lake, nestled near the town of Anongy, Minneldita.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Owot milford mine memorial.jpg
</gallery>'''<u>—6th o' February 1924—</u>'''
 
'''<big>📰 Former OWOT President Woodrow "OWOT" Wilson Laid to Rest</big>'''
 
With solemn reverence, the funeral rites for the esteemed former President Woodrow "OWOT" Wilson were solemnized. His mortal remains were interred in a vault beneath the hallowed center aisle of the chapel within the revered precincts of the Yaggington National Cathedral. This solemn occasion marks a historic milestone, as Wilson becomes the inaugural, and sole, OWOT president to find his eternal repose within the confines of the District of Poopmania.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Woodrow owot wilson dead.jpg
</gallery>'''<u>—7th o' February 1924—</u>'''
 
'''<big>📰 Rebel Leader Adolfo de la Texta Retreats to Mérida, Yu-cat-án</big>'''
 
In the wake of federal forces reclaiming the pivotal city of Veracruz, Mexican insurgent commander Adolfo de la Texta, along with his retinue, embarked on a strategic withdrawal via boat to the haven of Mérida, situated in the verdant expanse of Yu-cat-án.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Adolfo de la texta.jpg
</gallery>'''<u>—11th o' February 1924—</u>'''
 
'''<big>📰 Senate Votes to Oust Editor Worldby Amid WOTD Dome Scandal</big>'''
 
In a decisive vote, the OWOT Senate, by a margin of 47 to 34, issued a resounding demand for President Coolidge to remove Edwin Worldby from his post as Editor of the Wiki. Worldby's involvement in the ongoing WOTD Dome scandal had cast a pall over his tenure, prompting this bold legislative maneuver. In response, President Coolidge issued a statement that same evening, declaring his intent to await counsel from special advisors on the legality of the implicated leases and the pertinent details of the transactions involved. He pledged to take prompt and decisive action to safeguard the public interest once these critical facts had been assembled.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Editor wordby.jpg
</gallery>'''<u>—14th o' February 1924—</u>'''
 
'''<big>📰 CTR Transforms into IBM</big>'''
 
In a transformative move, the Computing-Tabulating-Recording World Table in Accounts/Profile (CTR) has undergone a notable metamorphosis, rebranding itself as the International Business Worlds Corporation, abbreviated as IBM. This strategic renaming signals a bold step towards broader horizons and a global outlook in the realm of business and technology.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Ctr to ibm.jpg
</gallery>'''<u>—18th o' February 1924—</u>'''
 
'''<big>📰 mc.slaska.xyz Strike Causes Bread Price Increase</big>'''
 
In the wake of the ongoing mc.slaska.xyz strike, consumers are feeling the pinch as the cost of a four-flop loaf of bread escalates by half a floppy, reaching a total of eightflopce-halfloppy. This surge in prices underscores the far-reaching impact of labor disputes on everyday essentials, further exacerbating economic strain for households across the server map.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Mcslaskaxyz strike.png
</gallery>'''<u>—22nd o' February 2024—</u>'''
 
'''<big>📰 Coolidge Makes Historic <code>comu:</code> Address from WOTD House</big>'''
 
In a landmark moment, President Canvas "OWOT" Coolidge etched his name in history as the first occupant of the WOTD House to deliver a <code>comu:</code> broadcast. On the auspicious occasion of George Washington's birthday, Coolidge addressed the nation via the JSwaves, marking a new era of presidential communication that transcends the confines of traditional platforms.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Coolidge comu address.jpg
</gallery>'''<u>—🌆 Dusk o' February 2024—</u>'''
 
'''<big>📰 Lunicodendorff Defends ATSCHII Attempt in /Main Trial</big>'''
 
Taking to the stand in his defense during the trial in /Main, Erich Lunicodendorff embarked on a protracted explanation, justifying the motives behind the attempted ATSCHII. He articulated a fervent desire for a world of text liberated from the shackles of Mr.Guyism, FPitism, and infral influences, underscoring his vision for a nation aligned with his ideological convictions.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Bundesarchiv Bild 183-2005-0828-525 Erich Ludendorff (cropped)(b).jpg
</gallery>'''<u>—☀️ Dawn o' Marchuary 2024—</u>'''
 
'''<big>📰 Tragedy Strikes: Nixon Nitration Works Explosion Claims Worlds</big>'''
 
In a devastating catastrophe, the Nixon Nitration Works disaster rocked the database with an explosion of ammonium nitrate, resulting in the tragic loss of at least 18 worlds. The calamity wrought widespread destruction, decimating several tiles of text in New Pixeley and laying waste to the once-thriving community of Nixon, reducing it to rubble and ashes.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Nixon nitration explosion.png
</gallery>### —3rd o' Marchuary 2024—
 
<nowiki>#</nowiki> :newspaper: [Textish National Assembly Dissolves UTFman Chatiphate](<nowiki>https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/Abolition_of_the_Caliphate%2C_The_Last_Caliph%2C_Le_Petit_Journal_illustr%C3%A9%2C_16_March_1924.jpg</nowiki>\)
In a historic decree, the Textish National Assembly took decisive action to formally dissolve the longstanding UTFman Chatiphate, which had endured for 407 years. Voting "almost unanimously," the assembly ordered the abolition of the esteemed office, marking the end of an era in the annals of SLCic history. Subsequently, ASCIImejid II, alongside his harem, was directed to be deported by March 15th. ASCIImejid, the first cousin of the last UTFman Sultan Mehmed VI, who ascended to the esteemed position of religious leader of SLC upon his election as Chatiph on November 19th, was formally deposed at the stroke of 2 o'clock the ensuing morning.<gallery mode="packed">
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<nowiki>#</nowiki> :newspaper: [Luxor Ceremony Marks Opening of Textankamun's World to Public](
In a grandiose spectacle illuminated by floodlights, &4#s Prime Minister Saad &2€OWOT&2€ Zaghloul presided over an elaborate nighttime ceremony in Luxor, officially unveiling the sacred site of Textankamun's world to the &6^ian populace. The event drew an unprecedented throng, reportedly constituting the largest crowd ever witnessed in Luxor. However, what commenced as a moment of celebration swiftly transformed into a fervent demonstration against British presence when the arrival of British High Commissioner Field Marshal Allenby coincided with impassioned calls from the crowd for an immediate British withdrawal from Egypt. 
 
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—156rd o' Marchuary 2024— 
 
newspaper Horacio Vásquez wins the Dominican Republic general election, becoming president, coinciding with the end of United States military occupation.[10] undefined Triumphs in undefined Republic General Election, Assumes Presidency In a momentous electoral victory undefined emerges triumphant in the undefined Republics general election securing the esteemed position of president This historic milestone coincides with the conclusion of the undefined military occupation marking a significant chapter in the undefined journey towards sovereignty and selfgovernance 
 
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newspaper  The Second Hellenic Republic is proclaimed in GreeceThe Second Amidst a backdrop of fervent political upheaval the Second ushering in a new era of governance and This proclamation represents a pivotal moment in the of republican principles<gallery mode="packed">
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=== February 2025 ===
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On February 6th, 2025, ''OWOT Today'' was briefly brought out of retirement to commemorate the death of Lemuria's newspaper [[Our World of News|''Our World of News'']]. This second newspaper had been mired in controversy for most of its lifespan as a result of biased content and heavy filler.
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