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[[File:Owot today new logo.png|thumb|311x311px|Updated ''OWOT Today'' logo by [[AndreiXYZ]] on June 4th, 2024. Text created using [[Nomar]]'s hexagonal [[Symbols for Legacy Computing|SLC]] font.]]
[[File:Owot today pfp.jpg|thumb|235x235px]]
'''''OWOT Today''''' was an [[OWOT Fanart#OWOT News Organizations|OWOT-themed newspaper]] that broadcasted to the [[OWOT Discord]] on a semi-daily basis. [[AndreiXYZ]], the project's creator, also ran a separate Discord server where users could submit news to be featured on ''OWOT Today''.
'''OWOT Today''' is an OWOT news organization on Discord that posts daily news regarding the events of that day. It broadcasts in [[OWOT Discord#general|#general]] and is run by [[AndreiXYZ]]. [[File:Owottoday.png|thumb|An example of an OWOT Today post|center]]


The account for ''OWOT Today'' was created on February 26th, 2023. Its regular content ran from August 2023 to January 2024, and was released on an inconsistent schedule, with news sometimes being posted months after its occurrence. The paper made a brief return as part of a gag for April Fools 2024.
After its closure, ''OWOT Today'' was succeeded by [[Lemuria]]'s [[Our World of News|''Our World of News'']]: a project which would eventually draw Andrei's ire for its heavily biased content.
== List of Posts ==
== List of Posts ==
'''<u>''<big>*[[Note: Yagton was]] [[Fernsy|Fern's]] [[username before she transitioned.]]</big>''</u>'''
'''<u>''<big>*[[Note: Yagton was|Note: Mentions of Discord @users, @roles and #channels are underlined]][[username before she transitioned.|.]]</big>''</u>'''


=== August 2023 ===
=== August 2023 ===
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|'''August 23rd, 2023'''
|The OWOT Discord server has lost its boosts.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Owot discord no boosts.png
</gallery>'''OWOT Today''' has been launched by <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> in order to document the latest news from Our World of Text. Submit your news through DMs!
(Profile picture is a placeholder!)<gallery mode="packed">
File:Gdtoday.jpg|Placeholder pfp for ''OWOT Today''
</gallery>Our World of Text's daily weather report: Fire
 
''Submitted by <u>@gracc🤪✌</u>''<gallery mode="packed" heights="100">
File:Fire august 23 2023.png
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|'''August 24th, 2023'''
|'''August 24th, 2023'''
|OWOT Today's profile picture is complete! It is pretty much a parody of GD Today (as this whole account is) and features 12 users alongside the OWOT logo in the center.
|OWOT Today's proper profile picture made by <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> is in the works! Here is a preview of the first 6 users that made it in.<gallery mode="packed">
List of users: InfraRaven, FP, anon_guy, Mr.Guy, poopman, theawesomepikachu20, happyworld392, DIGIBILLCIPHER, yagton, AndreiXYZ, KKosty4ka, e_g.  
File:Owot today profile 1.png
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File:Owot today profile 2.png
</gallery>OWOT Today's profile picture is complete! It is pretty much a parody of GD Today (as this whole account is) and features 12 users alongside the OWOT logo in the center.
List of users: [[InfraRaven]], [[Fp|FP]], [[anon_guy]], [[Mr.Guy]], [[poopman]], [[theawesomepikachu20]], [[happyworld392]], [[DIGIBILLCIPHER]], [[Fernsy|yagton]], [[AndreiXYZ]], [[KKosty4ka]], [[E g.|e_g]].  


The font used is Smidgen.
The font used is Smidgen.<gallery mode="packed" heights="230">
File:Owot today pfp.jpg
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|'''August 25th, 2023'''
|'''August 25th, 2023'''
|The center console has had a few minor updates, and flaws:
|<u>@FP</u> approves of OWOT Today's profile picture.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Owot today profile fp approval.jpg
</gallery>The center console has had a few minor updates, and flaws:
# The right side's member protection has been fixed to stay consistent.,
# The right side's member protection has been fixed to stay consistent.,
# The yellow block in the OWOT logo is missing.,
# The yellow block in the OWOT logo is missing.,
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# The [/WOTDguessr](<nowiki>https://owot.me/WOTDguessr</nowiki>) ['''sic'''] link is misspelled (extra "e" in "guessr").,
# The [/WOTDguessr](<nowiki>https://owot.me/WOTDguessr</nowiki>) ['''sic'''] link is misspelled (extra "e" in "guessr").,


The candy emoji remains misaligned.
The candy emoji remains misaligned.<gallery mode="packed">
 
File:Center console updates august 25 2023.png
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</gallery><u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮'s</u> second contribution to the OWOT source code adds an option to block anonymous users from chat. (Run it with /block anon) <nowiki>https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/commit/11f8dacabb33852290df89562cbb1aed80238098</nowiki>
 
<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮'s</u> second contribution to the OWOT source code adds an option to block anonymous users from chat. (Run it with /block anon) <nowiki>https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/commit/11f8dacabb33852290df89562cbb1aed80238098</nowiki>
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|'''August 26th, 2023'''
|'''August 26th, 2023'''
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Basically, you won't have to always go into the menu and use the zoom slider, and furthermore, if you have a trackpad, you can hold CTRL and slide up and down as well.  
Basically, you won't have to always go into the menu and use the zoom slider, and furthermore, if you have a trackpad, you can hold CTRL and slide up and down as well.  


Another contribution by @this bread allows world owners to delete messages via the sender's chat ID and the message's creation timestamp (in Unix).  
Another contribution by <u>@kkostya</u> allows world owners to delete messages via the sender's chat ID and the message's creation timestamp (in Unix).  


<u>@FP</u> has added another option to the /block command where you can block registered users, for "completion purposes". (<code>/block reg</code>)
<u>@FP</u> has added another option to the /block command where you can block registered users, for "completion purposes". (<code>/block reg</code>)<gallery mode="packed" heights="100">
File:Block registered users.png
File:Delete for world owners.png
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|'''August 28th, 2023'''
|'''August 28th, 2023'''
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|'''September 8th, 2023'''
|'''September 8th, 2023'''
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* @theawesomepikachu20 has received the world <code>/*</code>.,
* @theawesomepikachu20 has received the world <code>/*</code>.,
* @Scɑr32 has received the world <code>/&</code>.
* @Scɑr32 has received the world <code>/&</code>.
 
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File:Brainfuck 1.png
 
File:Asterix world.png
<u>@theawesomepikachu20</u> has gotten yet another WOTD. [/TimelineMachine](<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/TimelineMachine</nowiki>) is the 116th WOTD, nominated on September 3rd, after a month of [/WOTDguessr](<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/WOTDguessr</nowiki>) being the WOTD. It features the concept of travelling through different timelines of the front page.
File:And world.png
 
</gallery><u>@theawesomepikachu20</u> has gotten yet another WOTD. [/TimelineMachine](<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/TimelineMachine</nowiki>) is the 116th WOTD, nominated on September 3rd, after a month of [/WOTDguessr](<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/WOTDguessr</nowiki>) being the WOTD. It features the concept of travelling through different timelines of the front page.<gallery mode="packed" heights="100">
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File:Timeline machine.png
 
</gallery>Multiple members have managed to successfully grab Europe2048's account token by tricking him into sending the private part of his token in chat out of cluelessness, and grabbing his Uvias ID via a <code>comu</code> link activation detection script.
Multiple members have managed to successfully grab Europe2048's account token by tricking him into sending the private part of his token in chat out of cluelessness, and grabbing his Uvias ID via a <code>comu</code> link activation detection script.


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@Egg has reached 70,000 messages, being the first user to do so.
@Egg has reached 70,000 messages, being the first user to do so.<gallery mode="packed" heights="80">
 
File:Egg 70000 messages.png
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</gallery>Dzeni has changed his profile picture on Discord to a cat.<gallery mode="packed">
 
File:Dzeni cat.png
Dzeni has changed his profile picture on Discord to a cat.
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|'''September 14th, 2023'''
|'''September 14th, 2023'''
|FP has shared a preview of the new area deletion tool.
|FP has shared a preview of the new area deletion tool.<gallery mode="packed">
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File:Area deletion tool.png
 
</gallery><u>⁠#owot</u> has hit 200,000 messages.<gallery mode="packed" heights="60">
<u>⁠#owot</u> has hit 200,000 messages.
File:Owot channel 200000 messages.png
 
</gallery><u>@Egg</u>'s upcoming world, '''/impossibleway''', has been delayed due to school, which sets its release timeframe to September-October.
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@Egg's upcoming world, '''/impossibleway''', has been delayed due to school, which sets its release timeframe to September-October.
 
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The official world used for testing background colors, [/bcolor](<nowiki>https://owot.me/bcolor</nowiki>), has been griefed by an anonymous user with the message <code>STFU ZOOGER</code>. Restoration is pending from FP.


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The latest 2 posts have been submitted by <u>@Egg</u>! Remember to join our Discord server for notifications and to submit your news as well. Anything helps to make OWOT Today grow to become the most reliable OWOT news source created! <nowiki>https://discord.gg/w8fP2d9qPU</nowiki>
The official world used for testing background colors, [/bcolor](<nowiki>https://owot.me/bcolor</nowiki>), has been griefed by an anonymous user with the message <code>STFU ZOOGER</code>. Restoration is pending from FP.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Bcolor griefed.png
</gallery>The latest 2 posts have been submitted by <u>@Egg</u>! Remember to join our Discord server for notifications and to submit your news as well. Anything helps to make OWOT Today grow to become the most reliable OWOT news source created! <nowiki>https://discord.gg/w8fP2d9qPU</nowiki>
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|'''September 15th, 2023'''
|'''September 15th, 2023'''
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* Mobile input has been improved for Android devices,
* Mobile input has been improved for Android devices,
* The /warp chat command sets the world's attributes
* The /warp chat command sets the world's attributes
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[/main](<nowiki>https://owot.me/main)'s</nowiki> center has been griefed at 18:19 UTC by an anonymous user (script usage is unknown) for around 10 minutes before the center went back to normal.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Main center console griefed.png
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|'''September 17th, 2023'''
|'''September 17th, 2023'''
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<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> will be holding an interview with FP on October 1st, to celebrate OWOT's 6th anniversary. The interview contains 17 questions, the second part being "a little interesting".
<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> will be holding an interview with FP on October 1st, to celebrate OWOT's 6th anniversary. The interview contains 17 questions, the second part being "a little interesting".<gallery>
File:Fp interview request.png
File:Fp interview questions.png
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|'''September 25th, 2023'''
|'''September 25th, 2023'''
|<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> is the second person to reach 70,000 messages.
|<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> is the second person to reach 70,000 messages.<gallery mode="packed" heights="90">
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File:Andrei 70000 messages.png
 
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<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> will soon be hosting an event to celebrate OWOT's 6th anniversary where the community will decide the best WOTD via a bracket poll.
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|'''September 28th, 2023'''
|<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> will soon be hosting an event to celebrate OWOT's 6th anniversary where the community will decide the best WOTD via a bracket poll.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Wotd tournament.png
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|'''September 30th, 2023'''
|'''September 30th, 2023'''
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|'''October 6th, 2023'''
|'''October 6th, 2023'''
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=== November 2023 ===
=== November 2023 ===
Most of November's issues were also retroactively posted, with most of them being released mid-December.
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|'''November 1st, 2023'''
|'''November 1st, 2023'''
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It's '''InfraRaven'''<nowiki/>'s birthday, turning 33 this year.  
It's '''InfraRaven'''<nowiki/>'s birthday, turning 33 this year.


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|'''November 11th, 2023'''
|'''November 11th, 2023'''
|Guest-1052 makes a couple of short worlds: [/owotcourt](<nowiki>https://owot.me/owotcourt</nowiki>) & [/juanperonscorpse](<nowiki>https://owot.me/juanperonscorpse</nowiki>)
|Guest-1052 makes a couple of short worlds: [/owotcourt](<nowiki>https://owot.me/owotcourt</nowiki>) & [/juanperonscorpse](<nowiki>https://owot.me/juanperonscorpse</nowiki>)
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|'''November 12th, 2023'''
|'''FP''' reveals that there was a kill switch implemented for the OWOT gateway bot following a pinging disaster 2 years ago. It was useful for whenever he was away and the gateway was being abused to ping half the server repeatedly for a few hours. Nobody has actually known of it until now, and it was as simple as DMing the Gateway bot "<code>self destruct</code>".<gallery mode="packed" heights="70">
File:Fp killswitch.png
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|'''November 13th, 2023'''
|<u>@guest-1052</u>'s world, [/guest1052world](<nowiki>https://owot.me/guest1052world</nowiki>) has been featured as the '''121st World of the Day'''.<gallery mode="packed">
File:1052 world 1.jpg
File:1052 world 2.jpg
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|'''November 16th, 2023'''
|The new chat button has been released to the public. The chat window's theme is just a user modification.
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<u>@guest-1052</u> has made a pull request, adding a chat command that clears the chat locally. This was closed shortly after due to FP making a better implementation, using <code>/clear</code> as the command. <nowiki>https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/pull/31</nowiki>
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|'''November 17th, 2023'''
|<u>@fern</u> almost died !!!  Wanna find out? !!! Go round the campfire and I shall tell you all a story... 
The day before, at around 9:01 PM (Oklahoma time), yagton started casually exploring a forested area after dark, hoping nothing out there could run up to him and attack him. The opening before going in the woods was by a walking trail that he's never gone on before. He has always had a passion for exploring locations that really don't need to be. 
Suddenly, he sees a deer casually run a good 50 meters in front of him, wondering to himself if this is a sign that he should turn back immediately. The deer started cautiously approaching him, but through a combination of shining his flashlight at it, whistling at it, and slowly backing up, yagton has successfully conveyed to the deer that he wants nothing to do with it. However, the deer was still slowly approaching, but it was obvious it was very cautious and was maintaining a distance, it was probably more scared of him than he was of it. 
Keep in mind that deer are generally pretty docile, unlike meese, which are attackers. Deer's main meal is grass and generally try to stay away from everything. 
After several minutes, the deer has satisfied its curiosity and has walked back to its mainland.
Do you all think yagton could have lost his life if the deer had ran up to him at full speed.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Fern deer attack 1.jpg
File:Fern deer attack 2.jpg
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<big>'''Our World of Text's latest changes have been deployed!'''</big>
'''Additions'''
* Integrated <code>use()</code> function for easy module sharing
'''Changes'''
* Fixed a few input-related bugs
* Fixed a few typos on the world config page
* Tweaked chat button & chat borders
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<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> recreates the [Geometry Dash](<nowiki>https://owot.me/Geometry.Dash</nowiki>) title logo using background colors and octant block characters, all of this using just a Samsung tablet. [[File:Andrei gd.jpg|left|frameless|227x227px]]
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|'''November 18th, 2023'''
|<u>@caioz</u> makes a better version of his [old world](<nowiki>https://owot.me/Caioz-Rates</nowiki>) where he rates other worlds. Check it out here! [/CaiozRates](<nowiki>https://owot.me/CaiozRates</nowiki>)<gallery mode="packed">
File:Caios rates 2.png
File:Caioz rates 1.png
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<u>@lime.owot</u> makes a pull request, making a custom function (<code>drawShadeChar()</code>) for the Light Shade, Medium Shade, and Dark Shade characters (░▒▓) in the Block Elements block, and updating functions that use it accordingly. <nowiki>https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/pull/34</nowiki>
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<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> makes yet another fantastic mind-blowing world documenting '''Geometry Dash'''<nowiki/>'s history of the '''hardest Demons'''. This world will contain multiple lists documenting '''every top 1''' including filters and scripts, and a comprehensive "time machine" of the '''top 10 hardest Demons''' from 2013 to 2023. This world may take several months to complete and may compete with other worlds for WOTD. '''Check it out here!''' ['''/Geometry.Dash/Demonlist_History'''](<nowiki>https://owot.me/Geometry.Dash/Demonlist_History</nowiki>)
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|'''November 17th, 2023'''
|A user named <code>just.a.random.person</code> has griefed the front page's spawn with fake art requests.
Due to attacks continued on other pages, [/guest-1052doesart](<nowiki>https://owot.me/guest-1052doesart</nowiki>) has gone private.
''Submitted by <u>@∮* Mr. 1052</u>''<gallery mode="packed">
File:Fake art request spam.png
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<u>@fern</u> makes an unofficial Minecraft server run as an chaotic experiment where anything can happen at any time.
Here are some details about the server:
IP: officialmeowers.aternos.me:22086
Version: Java 1.12.2
Cracked player support: Yes
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Here's more screenshots of the server. The second image shows a mountain that was drilled through with powerful explosions.
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FP choose [/grug2](<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/grug2</nowiki>), 122nd WOTD. Grug happy.
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|'''November 21st, 2023'''
|'''November 21st, 2023'''
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Once again, we would like to strongly apologize for our huge break. We will be going back online shortly. Stay tuned!  
Once again, we would like to strongly apologize for our huge break. We will be going back online shortly. Stay tuned!  
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|'''November 22nd, 2023'''
|'''FP''' wishes everyone a happy Thanksgiving break at the top of the center console. (By the way, the protection on InfraRaven's PayPal link is gone, presumably to ease pasting further themed center consoles.)
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The center console has been updated to a plate held by a Thanksgiving turkey to celebrate the holiday. '''poopman''' and '''FP''' have also made [/Thanksgiving23](<nowiki>https://owot.me/Thanksgiving23</nowiki>), similar to the Halloween world.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Turkey of publicity.png
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|'''November 24th, 2023'''
|@lime.cat updates his pull request by changing the emote height from <code>1em</code> to <code>16px</code> due to the <code>em</code> unit not being affected by browser zoom. <nowiki>https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/pull/34/commits/92cc62d6f35d09c0766d7bd3acd4f2ff5d3d9bc4</nowiki>
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|'''November 25th, 2023'''
|The OWOT Discord server has been raided by soyjak.party again, starting at 16:19 UTC and lasting about an hour before Mr.Guy and FP tackled them. Following this, FP has created a measure to prevent further raids like this involving shock images by whitelisting the ability to upload attachments and embed links, via the new @User role, which is granted manually.
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In addition, <u>@e_g.</u> is the first person to receive said role.
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|'''November 26th, 2023'''
|<u>@fern</u> has made an alternative survival Minecraft server for those who do not like anarchy as much as the first server. <code>normalmeowers.aternos.me:15850</code>
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Here's some progress on <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u>'s Demonlist History world.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Demonlist progress.png
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|'''November 27th, 2023'''
|'''theawesomepikachu20''''s world, [/usercolors2](<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/usercolors2</nowiki>), has been featured as the '''123rd World of the Day'''.
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<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> starts catching up with <u>@! OWOT Today ☑</u> news.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Owot today catching up.png
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'''Mr.Guy''' uses ChatGPT to make a fictional-horror world documenting a mysterious entity known as "[The Void](<nowiki>https://owot.me/void</nowiki>)".
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|'''November 30th, 2023'''
|<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> starts  go[...]od [object]  chain, FP gets involved.<gallery mode="packed">
File:God night chain.png
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After a grand total of ''27 days'' of being stuck on his Samsung tablet, <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> has finally managed to get his laptop working.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Andrei laptop.jpg
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=== December 2023 ===
=== December 2023 ===
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|'''December 1st, 2023'''
|'''FP''' mutes himself.  <gallery mode="packed">
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|'''December 2nd, 2023'''
|After continuous annoyances from '''Kingdoms_gg''' (originating from soyjak.party) for well over a month, <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> has made a community poll asking people if '''FP''' should start being far more strict with Kingdoms.
At the end of the poll, 13 people voted against him (+1 alt), whilst only one "person" (Nonaem, which is nearly just as annoying) was in favor of his stay. '''People against Kingdoms include:''' AndreiXYZ, lime.owot, yagton, cygnus, Falling1, caioz, LiquidVicinity, realredtext, e_g., KKosty4ka, ntg, Guest-1052, Polonez (+ one of his alts).
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<u>@theawesomepikachu20</u> releases his latest upcoming WOTD, [/owot_card_game](<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/owot_card_game</nowiki>), which the name may suggest, is based on character info-card games. The world was created after observing an anonymous user making a similar character card at spawn, and decided to build around the idea. A regular card contains a depiction of the user as a stickman, along with their name and the card ID. To the right of the stickman are the stats of the character, including '''Health Points (HP)''', '''Experience (XP)''', '''Attack (ATK)''', '''Defense (DEF)''', its '''weapon''' (with details), and a '''special ability'''. <gallery mode="packed">
File:Owot card game.png
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|'''December 3rd, 2023'''
|I swear bro why Yag's shit stickin up like cockatoo feathers <u>@fern</u> LMFAOOOOOOOAOAOOOOO.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Fern hair 2023.jpg
</gallery>'''.............'''
<u>@∮* Mr. 1052</u> makes a world showcasing a funny script made by an anonymous user where you can drag any character on the canvas around.
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|'''December 4th, 2023'''
|Due to the abundance of university finals, '''FP''' is forced to take a break from development work until December 15th, which includes every project. Essential maintenance / work will still occur during this period! Due to this, '''Mr.Guy''' has been elected as the '''daily screenshotter''' for the next 11 days.
'''.............'''
<u>@∮* Mr. 1052</u> creates a small world featuring a snow-filled town called "[Snowland](<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/snowland</nowiki>)".
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'''hijklmnop2''''s world, [/three_3s](<nowiki>https://owot.me/three_3s</nowiki>), has been nominated as the '''124th World of the Day'''.
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|'''December 5th, 2023'''
|@s makes another pull request, this time adding SVG icons for the admin panel. <nowiki>https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/pull/35</nowiki>
'''.............'''
FP is planning on repurposing the <u>@Road Builder</u> role to <u>@Artist</u> after multiple requests.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Road builder role.png
</gallery>'''.............'''
The first of its kind, a feat that was believed to be impossible, <u>@e_g.</u> is officially the '''first person to reach 100,000 messages.''' This stupendous goal has taken him '''1038 days''', since February 1st, 2021, putting him at an average of ~96.3 messages per day. It's not over for message milestones for him, there is still one more mountain peak to be conquered, and that is surpassing @Gateway#8555's total message count of ''108,421'', across hundreds of people. 
100,000th message: <u>#⁠trash⁠</u> 
Congratulations for this amazing feat! 
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|'''December 6th, 2023'''
|How to deal with spammers 101, by Mr.Guy.<gallery mode="packed">
File:How to deal with spammers.jpg
</gallery>
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|'''December 7th, 2023'''
|Let's wrap it up, ladies and gentlemen. FP meets the same fate as Viprin.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Fp shortage of content.jpg
</gallery>'''.............'''
The Road Builder role is officially rebranded to <u>@Artist!</u> You may obtain this role by showing FP your art portfolio. The first users to get the role are Guest-1052, AndreiXYZ and Polonez.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Artist role.jpg
</gallery>
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|'''December 8th, 2023'''
|<u>@kkostya</u> shares a 3 hour timelapse of OWOT's spawn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV5-M9i5vNQ
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|'''December 9th, 2023'''
|The truth has been revealed...<gallery mode="packed">
File:Unicode is a scam.png
</gallery>'''.............'''
<u>@∮* Mr. 1052</u> creates an unofficial Discord server for [/main](<nowiki>https://owot.me/main</nowiki>).
<nowiki>https://discord.gg/NtmedumjT2</nowiki>
'''.............'''
'''FP''' finally bans '''Kingdoms.gg''' after a month of him harming this server.
'''.............'''
<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> designs a new center console for [/main](<nowiki>https://owot.me/main</nowiki>) based off meimei's SLC art for Christmas 2022.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Andrei christmas.png
</gallery>
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|'''December 10th, 2023'''
|The OWOT Discord server sets a new record for most streams at once, at 8.<gallery mode="packed">
File:8 streams-min.png
</gallery>[/ThePeriodicTable](<nowiki>https://owot.me/ThePeriodicTable</nowiki>), created by Pippin as a remaster of [/ptable](<<nowiki>https://owot.me/ptable</nowiki>), is featured as the '''125th World of the Day'''.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Periodic table.png
</gallery>
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|'''December 12th, 2023'''
|<u>@! ! ass</u> uses <code>comu</code> links to make interactive polls on [/public-vote](<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/public-vote</nowiki>). "This reminds me of [Let's Settle This](<nowiki>https://neal.fun/lets-settle-this</nowiki>)" —AndreiXYZ<gallery mode="packed">
File:Interactive poll.jpg
</gallery>
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|'''December 13th, 2023'''
|FP has muffins for breakfast again, claims to be able to send a 97.5 exabyte CSV file containing the individual positions of the atoms in one of his muffins.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Fp muffin.png
</gallery>'''.............'''
'''ACCOUNT BAN WAVE''' Guest-1052's account gets disabled for being underage, and Sabrina's account gets limited for doxxing someone she hated. 
'''SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY (or don't, you know who you are )'''
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FP posts a cat image.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Fp cat image.png
</gallery>
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|'''December 14th, 2023'''
|<u>@! ! ass</u> creates [/mariana](<nowiki>https://owot.me/mariana</nowiki>), which contains 5 levels and is an unofficial sequel to '''yagton''''s world, [/cryptic](<nowiki>https://owot.me/cryptic</nowiki>).
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<u>@kkostya</u> shares some interesting stats from his crawler, including the most viewed worlds, the oldest worlds and the oldest chat messages.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Kkostya crawler 1.png
File:Kkostya crawler 2.png
File:Kkostya crawler 3.png
</gallery>InfraRaven drew some stuff at work.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Infra art 1.jpg
File:Infra art 2.jpg
</gallery>
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|'''December 15th, 2023'''
|<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> celebrates his birthday, turning 15 years old. FP joins in with twenty-five lousy cake muffins to celebrate and cherish this holy day.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Andrei birthday.png
File:Fp lousy muffins.png
</gallery>'''.............'''
'''FP''' shares his Bytebeat melodies. ⁠
<u>#owot⁠</u>
<nowiki>https://2s4.me/public/bytebox/main.html</nowiki> <nowiki>https://dollchan.net/bytebeat/</nowiki>
'''.............'''
'''Mr.Guy''' shares a few of his ideas on how to improve Our World of Text.<blockquote>
# ''<u>Remove chat:</u>'' The chat, being one of only two immediately interactable UI objects on the page, sets the tone for the site. The content of the chat inevitably seems to become an expression of the current state of owot, an observation that can have a profound effect on the enthusiasm a person develops early on. Text on the canvas could be from any time in the past, put there by anyone for any reason. This directly opposes the effects of staring at the chat; in that it forces you to reckon the type of users and ideas you can expect yourself to be immediately surrounded by when you're on the site. You can't simply scroll those users or their messages away: the chat is a constant, consistent with the people that inhabit it. Where the canvas is a symbol of creativity not limited by boundaries, so to does the chat oppose this in interactive functionality and social design. As it stands now, the front page's chat has evolved from the intended "pin board" usage where users discuss a world, into a whole platform for real time communication. I believe this is where the abuse is stemming from, and I propose that removing the chat would be a good first step to dismantle the toxic attitudes that attract troll behavior to the front page. It would be wise to test it first; there could be other ways to integrate the chat (only visible/usable by registered users, whitelist, slowmode, etc) that might have more positive effects.
# ''<u>Redesign the SOP:</u>'' This is the first monument seen by any new user who joins the front page for the first time. Very much about this experience is left vague, and almost no direction is given besides the ratings and teleportation station. Thus one ends up requiring much stronger curiosity and attention span than the average person generally exercises in order to discover the purpose of anything beyond the unprotected areas around spawn. I think that the SOP should be bigger with a few short tips so that users can glean fundamental concepts that embody the adventure of discovering the front page and expressing oneself on it, and there should most likely be a graphic content warning. Links to coordinates 50 out in any direction on the top and bottom and both sides of the SOP would give users immediate incentive to branch out.
# ''<u>Encourage registration:</u>'' Discouraging use of the site without an account will foster more users who feel like coming back and end up turning away low-effort attention seekers. This could be done by limiting features more harshly for unregistered users, including rate-limit, cell color, and ability to place links, while granting these features to any registered user. This would incentivize a more coherent community to form, and would aid in designing a more effective moderation system.
I'll continue this essay soon, I gotta go to work lmao</blockquote>'''.............'''
'''yagton''' makes a pull request adding support for Docker. <nowiki>https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/pull/36</nowiki>
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FP's development freeze period has ended, his next immediate task for OWOT being implementing a long-press menu to select a region, copy a character, etc. so that poopman's mobile-friendly script won't be necessary.
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|'''December 17th, 2023'''
|These are the top 25 OWOT front page chat addicts, brought to you by <u>@KKosty4ka</u>.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Frontpage addicts-min.png
</gallery>We document ourselves starting to catch up with our news.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Owot today catching up.png
</gallery>'''.............'''
'''theawesomepikachu20''''s world, [/owot_card_game](<nowiki>https://owot.me/owot_card_game</nowiki>), has been nominated as the '''126th World of the Day'''.
'''<u>[[*OWOT Today is still releasing old news by this point, December 17th entry was published on December 30th.|*''OWOT Today is still releasing old news by this point, December 17th entry was published on December 30th.'']]</u>'''
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|'''December 18th, 2023'''
|<u>@! ! ass</u> is awarded the <u>@Scripter</u> role.
'''.............'''
The <u>@Scripter</u> role has been moved down the role ladder, causing some users' top role's colors to be changed to dark blue and yellow.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Role ladder scripter.png
</gallery><u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> hosts a community event where you can secretly send virtual Christmas presents to someone else, via our DMs. ⁠Event ends January 5th!<blockquote>
# Hey everyone! Since '''Christmas''' is just around the corner, and by that I mean there are only 7 days left, I'm gonna be hosting an event where '''you''' can send virtual Christmas presents to one of your friends, whoever you want!  To send a present, all you have to do is DM <u>@! OWOT Today ☑</u>, using the following template:
#* '''From:''' {Your name}
#* '''To:''' {Your chosen friend's name}
#* '''Note:''' {A short note / description regarding the presents, or just a 'thank you' message}{Post what you've got here!}  In this case, a '''present''' is anything that can be sent via Discord DMs: images, GIFs, videos, text files, links, etc.  Before you submit your presents, here are a few '''suggestions''' for what you can send: memes / shitposts, a wholesome letter, a memory, etc.  Don't tell anyone about what you're going to send to your friend, or who it's going to be! This essentially ruins the fun of this game. I will not check any gifts you may submit to <u>@! OWOT Today ☑</u> until January 5th.  On '''January 5th''', I will check the presents you'll have submitted and send them to the friend you picked. You only have three weeks to send them over to <u>@! OWOT Today ☑</u>'s DMs, so if you have anything big planned, make sure to make what you have as good as possible while also managing your time, and don't forget to send them by the twelfth day of Christmas!  If anyone isn't available, or still has work to do for the presents, I can delay the gift opening until '''January 5th'''. You can send your presents across multiple messages, and if you want to repick the person, you can do so as long as you're sure the gifts you may have already submitted fit for the repicked user as well. Hopefully you all like this idea i definitely did not steal this idea from JPDLD 
# up to december 31
</blockquote>
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|'''December 20th, 2023'''
|'''Mr.Guy''' prints the entirety of the front page of Our World of Text. Welcome to the future.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Mainpage december 20 2023.jpg
</gallery>
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|'''December 22nd, 2023'''
|@! ! ass makes a hacked client for OWOT named '''Saturn'''. Is this the new Absolllute's Geometry Dash MegaHack  <nowiki>https://discord.gg/FgHgxmna9W</nowiki>
'''.............'''
'''FP''' hints at the new SEX MOD    What is BRO COOKING...  <gallery mode="packed">
File:It's one of the sex.png
</gallery>
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|'''December 23rd, 2023'''
|'''yagton''' suggests making an OWOT world for <u>@! OWOT Today ☑</u> as a newspaper format, where all of the stories are formatted into a document and other stuff like the current WOTD poll status, a featured cat meme, a community section where people can write open letters and submissions, and so on. The newspapers will be released on a weekly basis.
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|'''December 24th, 2023'''
|'''salt''', '''Mr.Guy''' and '''theswguy''' all boost this server up to '''Level 2''', for the first time in its history! <gallery mode="packed">
File:Owot discord level 2.jpg
</gallery>'''.............'''
Achieving the impossible, @egg has surpassed @Gateway#8555's total message count of '''108,421'''.
'''.............'''
'''FP''' has made a world that tracks when it hits 12:00 AM on Christmas Day in all of the timezones! Check it out here  [/christmas2023](<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/owot/christmas2023</nowiki>) Another world has also been made to celebrate and discuss Christmas  [/Christmas23](<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/Christmas23</nowiki>)<gallery mode="packed">
File:Merry christmas 2023.png
File:Christmas23-min.jpg
</gallery>
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|'''December 25th, 2023'''
|The OWOT Today team wishes you all a Merry Christmas.
'''.............'''
'''FP''' is considering reworking OWOT's UI, problem being people would have a hard time adjusting to the drastic changes that would occur to how it would work altogether. He's already thinking of reworking how the color and bgColor UI should work entirely.
'''.............'''
owot tomorrow
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|'''December 26th, 2023'''
|'''DayDun''' has gone offline for the first time in a while, which lead to the member list having no members that display separately for 24 minutes.
'''.............'''
FP beats Microsoft in a race on who can fix a capitalization issue. '''Microsoft''' 
FP could not change the capitalization of the filenames on his desktop. '''FP''' 
FP fixed the bug before he started the race.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Fp vs microsoft.png
</gallery>'''.............'''
harm to the server and due to his pedophilic and zoophilic behavior, '''FP''' is willing to look at complaints the community is giving him about Scar32. Whether Scar32 actually ends up banned for the greater good of this community, only time will tell...
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|'''December 27th, 2023'''
|<u>#scripts</u> is renamed to <u>#scripters</u>.
'''.............'''
<u>@FP</u> reveals he has '''STOLEN 5-GON FILES''' on his '''HARD DRIVE!!!!!!''' What more crimes could this man do!!!????<gallery mode="packed">
File:Fp pentagon files.png
</gallery>
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|'''December 28th, 2023'''
|Oh my goodness gracious.
'''.............'''
Due to harassment by server members, '''lime.owot''' has been imposed a welfare ban from <u>#trash.</u>
'''.............'''
'''FP''' has gone all out on the logo for the replament of the [/main](<nowiki>https://owot.me/main</nowiki>) Discord server.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Main discord logo.png
</gallery>
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|'''December 29th, 2023'''
|'''FP''' just announced that squatted world names may be unclaimed for another user without notice.
'''.............'''
'''FP''' releases the official [/main](<nowiki>https://owot.me/main</nowiki>) Discord server to the public! <nowiki>https://discord.gg/2JzBzHaeAQ</nowiki>
'''.............'''
<u>@poopman's</u> world, [/tileAnimator](<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/tileAnimator</nowiki>), which features a script made to simulate animations within tiles is featured as the '''127th World of the Day'''!<gallery mode="packed">
File:2023-10-08 22-59-06.png
</gallery>
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|'''December 30th, 2023'''
|'''FP''' has deployed an update, resetting the server's uptime of '''42 days'''.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Fp next update.png
</gallery>'''.............'''
'''FP''' has disabled the chat for an hour due to the depressing state of it.
''Submitted by <u>@lime.cat</u>''<gallery mode="packed">
File:Depressing state of chat.png
</gallery>Funny image edits<gallery mode="packed">
File:Fp nudes.png
File:Suck your dick for script access.png
File:Truth about role 2.png
File:1052 exposed.png
</gallery>Compilation of FP saying '''holy moly'''<gallery mode="packed">
File:Holy moly 1.png
File:Holy moly 2.png
File:Holy moly 3.png
</gallery><u>⁠#''new years''</u> has been reopened for the third year in a row, where <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> will document every timezone hitting 12AM on January 1st, including each country/province/territory's populations!<gallery mode="packed">
File:New years 2024 thread.png
</gallery>'''FP'''<nowiki/>'s state is con<nowiki/>firmed to NOT be '''New York''', but it is in fact somewhere in the East Coast.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Fp new york.png
</gallery>'''.............'''
<u>@justanotherinternetguy</u> gets <u>@Scripter</u> on '''Day 2''' of being in this server.
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|'''December 31st, 2023'''
|'''FP''' makes a new year's countdown for every timezone striking 2024. Don't miss the countdown in yours! <nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/owot/2024countdown</nowiki><gallery mode="packed">
File:2024 countdown.png
</gallery>The OWOT Today Team wishes you all a very happy new year!
'''.............'''
'''As a reward for being fully up to date with OWOT news, we have obtained the <u>@OWOT Today</u> role.'''
For now, one thing I'm ''certain'' of doing this year is to make a world layed out like a life-sized (probably not life-sized) newspaper, updating on a weekly basis, suggested by <u>@fern</u> >> <u>⁠#owot⁠</u>.
Thank you so much, <u>@FP</u>. Other than the world, I have huge plans for this account, and it's kinda funny to think that this started out as a complete parody to another community's news source with nearly the same name.
--AndreiXYZ, the Owner of OWOT Today
'''<u>[[*OWOT Today is still releasing old news by this point, December 17th entry was published on December 30th.|*''This was the first post since November 21st to be released on the correct date.'']]</u>'''
|}


=== January 2024 ===
=== January 2024 ===
''OWOT Today'' once again fell behind in early January. Everything after January 8th was retroactively posted on February 1st.
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!Entries
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|'''January 1st, 2024'''
|The annual new year sign is back for the fourth year in a row!
<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/owot/2024</nowiki><gallery mode="packed">
File:2024 sign.png
</gallery>'''FP''' has removed the Christmas tree center console, leaving spawn unprotected for quite a bit before the regular center console returned.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Sop unprotected 2024.png
</gallery>'''FP''' uploads a video of the New Year's Countdown world, full with visual effects and an audio file of a New Year's countdown being celebrated IRL.
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avAYxAhByzw</nowiki>
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|'''January 2nd, 2024'''
|Yes, '''anon_guy''' is still alive, spotted in the MainOWoT server. <nowiki>https://discord.gg/2JzBzHaeAQ</nowiki>
(''This post has been submitted by @egg! Remember to join our Discord server for notifications and to submit your news as well. Anything helps to make OWOT Today grow to become the most reliable OWOT news source created!''
''<nowiki>https://discord.gg/w8fP2d9qPU</nowiki>'' )
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|'''January 5th, 2024'''
|(<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/longcat</nowiki>) has been featured as the '''128th World of the Day'''. Tell Helen we said hi, by the way!<gallery mode="packed" heights="60">
File:Longcat.png
</gallery>'''FP''' will soon throttle the number of connections you can make in a short period of time, since it's wasting a lot of server energy. He has also deployed a patch for a 504 gateway time-out when visiting the [profile page](<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/accounts/profile/</nowiki>).
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|'''January 7th, 2024'''
|<u>@placeholder</u> obtains Nitro and boosts this server, bringing it up to '''9 boosts'''. Is this the limit or can we go further?<gallery mode="packed">
File:9 boosts.png
</gallery>
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|'''January 8th, 2024'''
|Half Life 4, to be developed by '''FP'''. Are y'all excited!!??
'''.............'''
[/mariana](<nowiki>https://owot.me/mariana</nowiki>), <u>@! ! ass</u>'s world and sequel to [/cryptic](<nowiki>https://owot.me/cryptic</nowiki>), has been featured as the '''129th World of the Day'''. Congratulations!
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|'''January 9th, 2024'''
|'''Region selection support for mobile is being added!''' By long-tapping on the canvas, a selection box with adjustable knobs will appear to adjust the region selection before applying and copying the text.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Owottoday.png
</gallery>A '''puzzling question''' transmitted by the operator today, the picture before the reader's eyes is a cluster of '''white spheres carrying a mauve tint and a light shining straight in their front, arranged in a fancy pattern'''. The riddle asks, '''may this photograph truly have been authentically crafted onto OWOT's canvas the answer wholly, or is this an artificial photograph created with the helping hand of an external utility?''' This age-old riddle question has plotted its return once more with a new face on, shall we see if you will get fooled by this quaint quizzing query! The '''truthful''' answer shall be revealed in the below paragraph, make sure you've your final answer ready before gazing at the explanation!<gallery mode="packed">
File:Puzzle white ball.png
</gallery>The technique used to replicate this '''magical orchestra of white balls''' is actually quite effortless. To the folks whom think it's painted straight on the OWOT canvas, you are very truthful indeed! This is actually the folkwide known browser under the name '''"Mozilla Firefox"''' rendering the familiar small picture ⚪ in a highly peculiar way.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Magical orchestra of white balls.png
</gallery>'''<u>[[*OWOT Today is still releasing old news by this point, December 17th entry was published on December 30th.|*''Everything from this point onwards was retroactively posted on February 1st, 2025.'']]</u>'''
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|'''January 10th, 2024'''
|[Three](<nowiki>https://owot.me/compass2</nowiki>) [new](<nowiki>https://owot.me/predictiontest</nowiki>) [worlds](<nowiki>https://owot.me/cryptic</nowiki>) have been added to the WOTD poll at the same time.
Is this a new World (of Text) Record?
FP also [mentions](<nowiki>https://discord.com/channels/1115609513488298057/1115609513488298060/1194668469900296242</nowiki>) that he will have to tweak the rules of the poll eventually.
The current rule is that all worlds with more dislikes than likes cannot be nominated, so if all worlds end up not having a positive ratio, the baseline will have to be lowered.<gallery mode="packed" heights="60">
File:Wotd poll january 10 2024.png
</gallery><gallery mode="packed">
File:Compass2.png
File:Prediction test.png
File:Cryptic.png
</gallery>
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|'''January 11th, 2024'''
|Unfortunately for us all, but fortunate for <u>@fern</u>, after some deliberation, he has decided to [take a three week break from the Internet generally](<nowiki>https://discord.com/channels/366609898164715520/814269977393233937/1195015185170169997</nowiki>), returning on '''February 2nd'''. The only activity he will have on the OWOT Discord server during this timeframe will be brief announcements about projects if he continues to work on them during it and a twice-weekly cat post in the ⁠<u>『🐈』a large amount of cats</u> thread to keep it from archiving. We will all miss you, yagton, and we hope you have a great time outside the Internet for now. <gallery mode="packed" heights="60">
File:Fern break january 11 2024.png
</gallery>
|-
|'''January 12th, 2024'''
|After <u>@Falling1</u> [mentioned](<nowiki>https://discord.com/channels/366609898164715520/367475763680641024/1195388630911438889</nowiki>) the <code>lime is typing...</code> sticker with the community being portrayed as Tommy Shelby holding a gun up to his head during an ongoing argument, it only escalated and FP had to intervene and [remove the sticker](<nowiki>https://discord.com/channels/366609898164715520/367475763680641024/1195394655152521276</nowiki>), which is no longer [officially endorsed by this server anymore](<nowiki>https://discord.com/channels/366609898164715520/367475763680641024/1195396129911742524</nowiki>).
'''.............'''
<u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> hints at a final and biggest rework of his main world, after being under construction for over 3 years, by documenting its history.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Andrei world history 1.png
File:Andrei world history 2.png
File:Andrei world history 3.png
File:Andrei world history 4.png
File:Andrei world history 5.png
File:Andrei world history 6.png
</gallery>After '''ntg''' makes a petition world to ban Scar32 from OWOT, '''FP''' clarifies that while he understands the community's concerns about Scar32, almost everyone who has signed has said some out-of-pocket messages in the past as well, asking the community for good proof that he's a serious wrongdoer. After the community provides some proof, FP says it's still enough to disqualify him from having one of his worlds nominated as WOTD. Scar32 cannot be banned from OWOT as he would need to ban everyone else who has sent questionable stuff too.
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|'''January 13th, 2024'''
|'''FP''' has published a repository for a headless OWOT renderer on his Github page, to be used for taking screenshots of the canvas.
<nowiki>https://github.com/system2k/worldoftext-renderer</nowiki>
<u>@The Swivel Almost Pushable Cell</u>  <=====
'''This fucking buffoon''' has leaked <u>@! ! ass</u>'s most revolutionary script yet, '''Saturn''', spamming it in OWOT chat.
<code>[OUR LAWYERS HAVE ADVISED US NOT TO SHARE FURTHER DETAILS]</code>
'''.............'''
After <u>@realredtext</u> mentioned the <code>lime is typing...</code> sticker after it got removed, the ongoing topic switched to discussing about how the community treats <u>@lime.owot</u>, leading up to his '''welfare ban''' from the server for '''thirteen days''', until he turned of legal minimum age on Discord.
'''.............'''
<u>@! ! ass</u> does the '''''unthinkable''''' and buys 3 boosts to bring this server up to '''Level 3''', unlocking the ability to set a vanity invite link. We would like to applaud you and all of the other boosters for this deed and we hope the level is here to stay for a long time. Here are all of the perks unlocked in this boost level previously thought to be nigh impossible to acquire in this server:<gallery mode="packed">
File:Discord level 3.png
</gallery>
|-
|'''January 14th, 2024'''
|<u>@fern</u>'s twice-weekly catposting.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Fern cat posting.png
</gallery>
|-
|'''January 15th, 2024'''
|After seeing that 59% of the worlds on the WOTD poll are not eligible for WOTD due to the like/dislike ratio and that a lot of the ratings are fraudulent, '''FP''' has chosen [/five_5s](<nowiki>https://owot.me/five_5s</nowiki>) as the '''130th World of the Day''' instead of [/cryptic](<nowiki>https://owot.me/cryptic</nowiki>), as the former had more ratings than the latter, making the L/D ratio more accurate and precise.
'''.............'''
With the help of ChatGPT, '''Mr.Guy''' makes a new story world.
<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/stickminers</nowiki>
|-
|'''January 16th, 2024'''
|After '''FP''' checks out <u>@Unmatched Bracket</u>'s interactive '''Dwarf Fortress''' recreation on [/main](<nowiki>https://owot.me/main</nowiki>), he is rightfully awarded the <u>@Scripter</u> role.
'''Welcome aboard!!'''<gallery mode="packed">
File:Dwarf fortress.png
</gallery>It's '''Mr.Guy'''<nowiki/>'s birthday today, turning '''26 years old''' (born in 1998)!
|-
|'''January 17th, 2024'''
|'''FP''' is now officially working with the Illuminati.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Illuminati life.png
</gallery><u>@realredtext</u> makes another contribution to OWOT by adding optional flags for /mute duration multipliers.
<nowiki>https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/pull/38</nowiki><gallery mode="packed">
File:Optional flags for mute.png
</gallery>After a lot of requests made by <u>@∮* Mr. 1052</u> to add a Github webhook documenting new commits to the OWOT code (similar to the Our World Of Pixels⁠ github channel in the OWOP Discord server), '''FP''' gives in and creates a webhook in ⁠owot to announce new commits and another webhook in ⁠changelog to announce deployments.
By the way, its avatar is an 8 year long exposure image, fitting for a changelog webhook.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Changelog channel.png
File:Changelog pfp.png
</gallery>OWOT: Sex Update is '''''CONFIRMED'''''.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Owot sex update.png
</gallery>'''FP''' fixes an oversight that nobody has noticed for almost 6 years.<gallery mode="packed" heights="60">
File:FP fixes an oversight that nobody has noticed for almost 6 years.png
</gallery><u>@e_g.</u> stuns once again in his brand-new, more than improved, more than remastered, more than retouched profile picture!<gallery mode="packed" heights="90">
File:Egg new pfp.png
</gallery>
|-
|'''January 18th, 2024'''
|<u>@fern's</u> twice-weekly catposting.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Fern cat posting 2.png
</gallery>Introducing our newest partner, <u>@Amazing Facts 🌏</u> never fails in amazing the world with amazing facts, every day! Here are some of <u>@Amazing Facts 🌏</u>'s mindboggling factoids. Exercise caution, as they may elicit audible amazement and will be sure to make you speak out a big, loud '''"WOW!"'''
Remember that all information shown is 100% true, real, authentic, accurate and fact-checked by '''REAL''' worldtextian patriots!<gallery mode="packed">
File:Amazing facts 1.png
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</gallery><gallery heights="40">
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</gallery>Soon after <u>@Amazing Facts 🌏</u> was first established, a new gimmick account and second partnership with us, <u>@Cut OWoT Content</u> helps document ultra-obscure information about what interesting stuff OWOT used to bear in its code, but was cut for less known reasons! Here are some of their greatest handpicked informative articles about OWOT's past! Remember that all information shown is 100% true, real, authentic, accurate and fact-checked by '''REAL''' worldtextian patriots!<gallery mode="packed">
File:Cut owot content 1.png
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File:Cut owot content 6.png
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</gallery><u>@fern</u> returns for a short bit to announce that he will be pushing a few more changes to the YSL (yagton's Scripting Library) this week.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Ysl changes.png
</gallery>
|-
|'''January 19th, 2024'''
|Six people from the community team up in<u>『🐈』a large amount of cats</u> to spell out '''"skibidi"''' while simultaneously pinging <u>@fern</u> with each letter the day before his catpost, however <u>@kkostya</u> ruins it all at the last letter, making the final result "skibid".<gallery mode="packed">
File:Skibid.png
</gallery>
|-
|'''January 20th, 2024'''
|'''FP''' shares an interesting fact about how YWOT's code used to work before mid-2021. All YWOT used were HTML tables and text nodes, and it used to work by hiding the scrollbars on the edges and literally scrolling the page whenever you dragged the canvas. Ever since YWOT switched to canvas, it has seen a major increase in performance.
'''.............'''
'''FP''' is planning on getting rid of the <code>/static?file=X</code> URL scheme because it's obsolete and no longer needed. If you still need to access one of the files, here is the reference:
1    blocks.js
2    interactive_background_picker.js
3    owot_coord_viewer.js
4    owot_test_bak.txt
5    block.png
6    frontpage_april_4_2019.png
9    tf.txt
10    owner_tiles.txt
11    offlineOWOT_build1_july_16_2019.html
12    YWOT_offline_march_13_2016_build2.html
13    YWOT_offline_march_17_2016_build3.html
14    YWOT_offline_march_25_2016_build6.html
15    YWOT_offline_april_2_2016_build7.html
16    YWOT_offline_august_7_2017_build8.html
17    YWOT_offline_august_8_2017_build9.html
18    offlineOWOT_build2_november_26_2019.html
19    owot-http-v1.js 20    owot-http-v2.js
21    owot-encrypt-color.js
23    rtcrec.html
24    pg1.txt
25    offlineOWOT_build3_march_24_2021.html
26    css_rotating.html
27    backs.png
28    owot-bak-help.txt
29    img_1000_dec14-2021.png
30    misc2.mp3


=== February 2024 ===


=== March 2024 ===
After <u>#Cut OWoT Content</u> interviews '''FP''' about what he thinks of their amazing OWOT Today-adjacent amazing news source, he rightfully calls it as truthful and unbiased, just like Fox News and Onion News Network. <gallery mode="packed" heights="80">
File:Just like fox news and onion news network.png
</gallery>After some consideration, '''FP''' is planning on a full client rewrite, breaking possibly all scripts made before the whole client rewrite.
 
The old client will be guaranteed to be available on a subdomain or via a URL hash (e.g. <nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/#old</nowiki>). After all, FP has not yet decided whether he should proceed with the client rewrite, but there's a high enough chance as the current client is a mess and is difficult to maintain.
|-
|'''January 22nd, 2024'''
|'''hijklmnop2''' comes back with another WOTD, this time getting [/name_tree](<nowiki>https://owot.me/name_tree</nowiki>) featured as the '''131st World of the Day'''.
'''.............'''
 
'''FP''' formally apologizes for letting '''/SpeedTyping''' slip under his radar (all he had to do is check the world once - it had an IP grabber as one of the protected scripts) and get on the WOTD poll, receiving heavy amounts of dislikes.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Amazing facts 5.png
</gallery>
|-
|'''January 23rd, 2024'''
|After a pedo allegation has arised concerning '''Daniel Sandberg''', he has been banned from the OWOT server.<gallery mode="packed" heights="60">
File:Daniel sandberg orgy.png
</gallery><u>@kkostya</u> blesses us all with his crawler's front page chatlog update.<gallery mode="packed" heights="200">
File:Tap20 last recorded messages.png
File:Top chat addicts.png
</gallery>'''FP''' has increased the max chat message per second rate for world members and owners.
Now, instead of the usual '''2 messages/second (500ms)''', members now have the ability to send '''8 messages/second (125ms)''', and world owners have the ability to send '''512 messages/second (1.95ms)'''.
<nowiki>https://github.com/system2k/NodeWorldOfText/commit/b09f0a554c5eadf13da0772a52c696ef6b3f8ab2</nowiki>
|-
|'''January 25th, 2024'''
|'''FP''' spitting straight facts.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Fp straight facts.png
</gallery>
|-
|'''January 26th, 2024'''
|This is the second time this monster has made its appearance on ⁠<u>#screenshots</u>... Will there be confirmed lore?<gallery mode="packed">
File:Red face monster.png
</gallery>As there has been a slight delay in <u>@fern</u>'s regularly scheduled catposting, to compensate, he has shared 7 cat images instead of six.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Fern catposting 3.png
</gallery><u>@lime.owot</u> returns after his 2-week long ban and birthday.<gallery mode="packed" heights="70">
File:Lime rejoin.png
</gallery>
|-
|'''January 27th, 2024'''
|The OWOT Discord server has lost Level 3, now down to 13 boosts.
'''.............'''
'''FP''' has changed the <u>@User</u> role's color from gray to a light blue similar to <u>@United Snowy Boys</u>'s, and then changed it to the default white after noticing the similarity.<gallery mode="packed" heights="70">
File:User role color change.png
</gallery>One year and a half after <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> and @realredtext recreate and reupload the yellow emotes from the emoji roster, <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> embarks on a mission to fix up all of the inaccuracies in the current emotes to make them 1:1 accurate to the old, low-resolution emotes from 2018, by extracting the images from their source and upscaling them 8x, fixing up incorrect colors, misplaced pixels, compression artifacts and uneven pixel resolutions.
 
As an extra, :skull_dark: has been added, and :polonex_pigs: has had an update.<gallery mode="packed" heights="200">
File:Emojis update.png
</gallery>
|-
|'''January 28th, 2024'''
|<u>@fern</u>'s twice-weekly catpost, amidst the Sabrina exposal.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Fern cat posting 4.png
</gallery>Long-time user <u>@gracc🤪✌</u> is celebrating her birthday today!
 
'''.............'''
 
Have you heard of the name "Starianna", especially in the context of Our World of Text? If not, feel free to continue watching this video, and make sure to sit back and relax, as we take a dive beneath the waves and explore what Starianna has to behold and offer to this site.
 
'''<big><u>The Mysterious Story of Starianna | OWOT Deep Dive</u></big>'''
 
Exactly eight days before this occurrence, an anonymous user ran a counting bot in the front page's chat with the intent of clogging up the chat and just being a general spammer and nuisance. It didn't run for long, as '''FP''' came in and muted the bot within a minute.
 
Two hours later, the bot came back and went unnoticed for a bit longer before getting muted again by FP. The bot has made numerous appearances afterwards, including a message right before the counting bot started, '''"Starianna"'''.
 
Two days later, on '''January 22nd''', FP has made a remark on the fact that there might be somebody spamming JS links, activating the counting bot, after muting the fourth bot that day.
 
The next day, he gave the supposed ''Starianna'' spammer the maximum mute amount, hoping they would stop. After a couple more spam-counting incidents and a couple more mutes, on '''January 24th''', FP has stated that he will work to address this strange counting bot phenomenon, and that he has evidence to suggest these bots aren't run on the browser, and that they're from dozens of residential IPs (not proxies). On the same day, after the numerous mutes given, Starianna temporarily moved the counting bot to '''/name_tree''', which was the WOTD at the time.
 
On '''January 25th''', FP attempted to contact Starianna about how he can't get rid of her, although there was no response other than more automated counting. Additionally, he has mentioned the fact that Starianna changes her IP address to a non-proxy IP that appears legitimate every time she gets muted.
 
Several hours later, '''d9eoead''' has complained to FP about how he appears to be "chatting too fast" even though he's not spamming. FP has replied, saying that that only happens if he's actively running a chat bot somewhere, perhaps via a Glitch/repl project, which leads to him possibly tracing these counting bots to a website people here are visiting in droves, explaining the legitimacy of the IP addresses. He also mentioned later that he could use [CSP](<nowiki>https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/CSP</nowiki>) to block connections to OWOT from other sites, which would help kill off spammers like Starianna. On '''January 28th''', FP has mentioned that he has observed Starianna changing her phrases every now and then to evade any auto-muting filter.
 
'''And now, it's time for perhaps the most intriguing and chaotic part yet.'''
 
On the same day, at 12:09 UTC, OWOT user '''twinnie''' has stumbled upon '''SabrinaCarpenterFan'''<nowiki/>'s YouTube channel, holding an oddly familiar name... '''Starianna'''. The same spammer running the counting bot on the front page for over a week now's name, is ''"coincidentally"'' also Sabrina's channel name. With this newfound information, it was clear that Sabrina's continued presence in this Discord server would not last long at all. <u>@lime.owot</u> proceeds to post it on the Discord server three minutes later.
 
At first, nobody reacted until Sabrina herself admitted to running the spam bot 45 minutes later. Immediately after this message, the ⁠trash erupted into a chaotic waterfall of messages mocking, making fun of and rightfully harassing Sabrina until FP woke up and checked Discord to review the situation.
 
Sabrina ended up leaving the server shortly after she admitted to being the infamous Starianna, but after being preventively banned from [our server](<nowiki>https://discord.gg/w8fP2d9qPU</nowiki>), the [WOTD server](<nowiki>https://discord.gg/zvCBYkGfmQ</nowiki>) and the [Goatway Remake server](<nowiki>https://discord.gg/TqpH4UvWPT</nowiki>), she rejoined the OWOT server and threw a fit, repeatedly asking and pinging '''Falling1''', alongside the admins which were online at the time but take no part in moderating the server, such as '''sammich''', '''Mr.Guy''' and '''DayDun''', although there's no reasonable explanation for how they would even help. Seeing as she still doesn't get any help, she then continues to ping every online person in the member list asking for advice.
 
After one of the pinged members sends Sabrina a death threat, her tantrum worsens and continues to ping every single member.
 
After some time, she starts sending homophobic and racial slurs, increasing the chances of her getting banned from the server, and then makes an alt account in an attempt to preventively evade the future ban.
 
'''Nearly four hours after lime.owot exposes Sabrina, or Starianna, it finally happened. @FP has gone online.'''
 
Minutes after FP has finally checked Discord, <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u> quickly rushed to DMs with him to discuss the ongoing situation, providing proof and context necessary to warrant Sabrina's ban. After reviewing the conflict, he finally decides to speak in ⁠trash to Sabrina, expressing his disappointment.
 
'''At 16:09 UTC, thanks to an immense amount of requests by the community, <u>@FP</u> finally bans SabrinaCarpenterFan, otherwise known as Starianna.'''
 
The chat erupts once again, celebrating this deed. The OWOT Discord server is now free from Starianna. This calls for an official victory.
 
Sabrina, however, continues to run the counting, showing no signs of stopping, and FP having limited tools to ban her completely from the site to this day.
 
'''.............'''
 
'''Thank you for watching what we consider our biggest video (article) ever, and if you enjoyed it, feel free to drop a like and perhaps join our Discord server for more news to come! It's completely free, and you can always change your mind later!'''
 
'''<big><u>=== Credits ===</u></big>'''
 
'''Deep Dive by:''' <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩</u> ◭⟁◮
 
'''Animations:''' <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u>
 
'''Colors:''' <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u>
 
'''Lighting:''' <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u>
 
'''Supplies:''' <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u>
 
'''Directing:''' <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u>
 
'''Editing:''' <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u>
 
'''Special thanks to:''' <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮</u>
|-
|'''January 29th, 2024'''
|Funnily enough, <u>@fern</u>'s 2-year-old world, [/cryptic](<nowiki>https://ourworldoftext.com/cryptic</nowiki>), has been featured as the '''132nd World of the Day''', despite him being on a break from the Internet and having absolutely no knowledge of it being placed on the WOTD poll in the first place. Congratulations, I guess...?  <gallery mode="packed">
File:Cryptic idot test.png
</gallery>'''<big>Introducing:</big>'''
 
'''Flawless Wings of Infragarasu'''
 
<u>A quad-mashup featuring:</u>
 
# [Flawless Wings of Yatagarasu](<nowiki>https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/490479</nowiki>)
# [summer, night, feast](<nowiki>https://soundcloud.com/tdhr/summer-night-feast</nowiki>)
# [Spooks - In the mood for talking](<nowiki>https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/398466933139439626/1064346150259400744/Pub_1_-_In_the_mood_for_talking.ogg</nowiki>)
# [The Skiny Stick](<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRnOwL7HT9s</nowiki> )
 
'''To be used in Infragarasu, an upcoming GD mega-collab and parody of Yatagarasu, hosted by <u>@> ✨ᗩI ⟨ 𝓐ndrei𝓧𝓨𝓩 🌌 ⟩ ◭⟁◮.</u>'''
|-
|'''January 30th, 2024'''
|<u>@FP</u> has shared a classified image of a secret weapon in <u>⁠#screenshots</u>. View at your own caution.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Armed roflcopter.png
</gallery>username is correct once again
 
'''<u>[[*OWOT Today is still releasing old news by this point, December 17th entry was published on December 30th.|''*This entry, like every January entry after January 8th,'' ''was retroactively posted on February 1st, 2025.'']]</u>'''
|}
And so, immediately after catching up to schedule for the second time, ''OWOT Today'' would go into a longer hibernation than ever before. January 30th also marked the last time that the newspaper released its regular content.
 
This is not the end of the project, however.


=== April 2024 ===
=== April 2024 ===
{| class="wikitable mw-collapsible"
|+
!Date
!Entries
|-
|'''April 1st, 2024'''
|<u>'''—☀️ Dawn o' February 1924—'''</u>
📰 '''<big>Extra! Extra! The OWOT British Government Extends Official Hand to OWOT Soviet Union</big>'''
In a historic move, the esteemed OWOT British government has officially acknowledged the OWOT Soviet Union and initiated diplomatic discourse, appointing Mr. Robert M. "OWOT" Hodgson as the premier chargé d'affaires to foster diplomatic ties with the burgeoning nation.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Owot soviet union.webp
</gallery><u>'''—2nd o' February 2024—'''</u>
'''<big>📰 Breaking News: Alexei "OWOT" Rykov Assumes Helm of OWOT Soviet Union</big>'''
In a momentous development, Mr. Alexei "OWOT" Rykov has ascended to the esteemed position of OWOT Chairman of the Council of People's Commissars of the OWOT Soviet Union, akin to the revered role of Prime Minister within the OWOT Soviet hierarchy, following the lamentable passing of the illustrious Lenin.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Alexei owot rykov.jpg
</gallery><u>'''—3rd o' February 1924—'''</u>
'''<big>📰 Former OWOT President Woodrow "OWOT" Wilson Passes Away at 67</big>'''
In a somber turn of events, the esteemed Woodrow "OWOT" Wilson, who had held the esteemed office of President of OWOT from 1913 to 1921, breathed his last breath at the venerable age of 67 within the confines of his residence at X: -23 Y: 40 in the esteemed capital city of /main, at the eleventh hour and fifteen minutes of the forenoon.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Woodrow owot wilson.jpg
</gallery>'''<u>—4th o' February 1924—</u>'''
'''📰 <big>Renowned OWOT Patriot, Motextas K. Gandhi, Released from Detainment</big>'''
In a momentous turn of events, the revered Motextas K. Gandhi, celebrated for his valiant crusade of nonviolent resistance in the noble pursuit of OWOT's emancipation from the yoke of British dominion, has been liberated from confinement in Ahchatabad. Despite facing a draconian six-year sentence for alleged sedition, Gandhi's tenure of incarceration has been curtailed, with his freedom restored after a mere fraction of his term served. This decision comes at the behest of British medical practitioners, who have deemed it imperative that Gandhi be granted a period of convalescence spanning six months to recuperate from a grave ailment.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Montextas k ghandi.jpg
</gallery>'''<u>—5th o' February 2024—</u>'''
'''<big>📰 Tragedy Strikes: Flash Flood Claims Lives of 41 Scripters</big>'''
In a harrowing tale of woe, a flash flood engulfed an underground browser console, sealing the fate of 41 out of the 46 scripters laboring within its depths. The calamity unfolded after the work crew initiated a blasting operation perilously proximate to the confines of Raveny Lake, nestled near the town of Anongy, Minneldita.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Owot milford mine memorial.jpg
</gallery>'''<u>—6th o' February 1924—</u>'''
'''<big>📰 Former OWOT President Woodrow "OWOT" Wilson Laid to Rest</big>'''
With solemn reverence, the funeral rites for the esteemed former President Woodrow "OWOT" Wilson were solemnized. His mortal remains were interred in a vault beneath the hallowed center aisle of the chapel within the revered precincts of the Yaggington National Cathedral. This solemn occasion marks a historic milestone, as Wilson becomes the inaugural, and sole, OWOT president to find his eternal repose within the confines of the District of Poopmania.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Woodrow owot wilson dead.jpg
</gallery>'''<u>—7th o' February 1924—</u>'''
'''<big>📰 Rebel Leader Adolfo de la Texta Retreats to Mérida, Yu-cat-án</big>'''
In the wake of federal forces reclaiming the pivotal city of Veracruz, Mexican insurgent commander Adolfo de la Texta, along with his retinue, embarked on a strategic withdrawal via boat to the haven of Mérida, situated in the verdant expanse of Yu-cat-án.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Adolfo de la texta.jpg
</gallery>'''<u>—11th o' February 1924—</u>'''
'''<big>📰 Senate Votes to Oust Editor Worldby Amid WOTD Dome Scandal</big>'''
In a decisive vote, the OWOT Senate, by a margin of 47 to 34, issued a resounding demand for President Coolidge to remove Edwin Worldby from his post as Editor of the Wiki. Worldby's involvement in the ongoing WOTD Dome scandal had cast a pall over his tenure, prompting this bold legislative maneuver. In response, President Coolidge issued a statement that same evening, declaring his intent to await counsel from special advisors on the legality of the implicated leases and the pertinent details of the transactions involved. He pledged to take prompt and decisive action to safeguard the public interest once these critical facts had been assembled.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Editor wordby.jpg
</gallery>'''<u>—14th o' February 1924—</u>'''
'''<big>📰 CTR Transforms into IBM</big>'''
In a transformative move, the Computing-Tabulating-Recording World Table in Accounts/Profile (CTR) has undergone a notable metamorphosis, rebranding itself as the International Business Worlds Corporation, abbreviated as IBM. This strategic renaming signals a bold step towards broader horizons and a global outlook in the realm of business and technology.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Ctr to ibm.jpg
</gallery>'''<u>—18th o' February 1924—</u>'''
'''<big>📰 mc.slaska.xyz Strike Causes Bread Price Increase</big>'''
In the wake of the ongoing mc.slaska.xyz strike, consumers are feeling the pinch as the cost of a four-flop loaf of bread escalates by half a floppy, reaching a total of eightflopce-halfloppy. This surge in prices underscores the far-reaching impact of labor disputes on everyday essentials, further exacerbating economic strain for households across the server map.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Mcslaskaxyz strike.png
</gallery>'''<u>—22nd o' February 2024—</u>'''
'''<big>📰 Coolidge Makes Historic <code>comu:</code> Address from WOTD House</big>'''
In a landmark moment, President Canvas "OWOT" Coolidge etched his name in history as the first occupant of the WOTD House to deliver a <code>comu:</code> broadcast. On the auspicious occasion of George Washington's birthday, Coolidge addressed the nation via the JSwaves, marking a new era of presidential communication that transcends the confines of traditional platforms.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Coolidge comu address.jpg
</gallery>'''<u>—🌆 Dusk o' February 2024—</u>'''
'''<big>📰 Lunicodendorff Defends ATSCHII Attempt in /Main Trial</big>'''
Taking to the stand in his defense during the trial in /Main, Erich Lunicodendorff embarked on a protracted explanation, justifying the motives behind the attempted ATSCHII. He articulated a fervent desire for a world of text liberated from the shackles of Mr.Guyism, FPitism, and infral influences, underscoring his vision for a nation aligned with his ideological convictions.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Bundesarchiv Bild 183-2005-0828-525 Erich Ludendorff (cropped)(b).jpg
</gallery>'''<u>—☀️ Dawn o' Marchuary 2024—</u>'''
'''<big>📰 Tragedy Strikes: Nixon Nitration Works Explosion Claims Worlds</big>'''
In a devastating catastrophe, the Nixon Nitration Works disaster rocked the database with an explosion of ammonium nitrate, resulting in the tragic loss of at least 18 worlds. The calamity wrought widespread destruction, decimating several tiles of text in New Pixeley and laying waste to the once-thriving community of Nixon, reducing it to rubble and ashes.<gallery mode="packed">
File:Nixon nitration explosion.png
</gallery>### —3rd o' Marchuary 2024—
<nowiki>#</nowiki> :newspaper: [Textish National Assembly Dissolves UTFman Chatiphate](<nowiki>https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f8/Abolition_of_the_Caliphate%2C_The_Last_Caliph%2C_Le_Petit_Journal_illustr%C3%A9%2C_16_March_1924.jpg</nowiki>\)
In a historic decree, the Textish National Assembly took decisive action to formally dissolve the longstanding UTFman Chatiphate, which had endured for 407 years. Voting "almost unanimously," the assembly ordered the abolition of the esteemed office, marking the end of an era in the annals of SLCic history. Subsequently, ASCIImejid II, alongside his harem, was directed to be deported by March 15th. ASCIImejid, the first cousin of the last UTFman Sultan Mehmed VI, who ascended to the esteemed position of religious leader of SLC upon his election as Chatiph on November 19th, was formally deposed at the stroke of 2 o'clock the ensuing morning.<gallery mode="packed">
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</gallery>### —6rd o' Marchuary 2024—
<nowiki>#</nowiki> :newspaper: [Luxor Ceremony Marks Opening of Textankamun's World to Public](
In a grandiose spectacle illuminated by floodlights, &4#s Prime Minister Saad &2€OWOT&2€ Zaghloul presided over an elaborate nighttime ceremony in Luxor, officially unveiling the sacred site of Textankamun's world to the &6^ian populace. The event drew an unprecedented throng, reportedly constituting the largest crowd ever witnessed in Luxor. However, what commenced as a moment of celebration swiftly transformed into a fervent demonstration against British presence when the arrival of British High Commissioner Field Marshal Allenby coincided with impassioned calls from the crowd for an immediate British withdrawal from Egypt. 
'''.............''' 
—156rd o' Marchuary 2024— 
newspaper Horacio Vásquez wins the Dominican Republic general election, becoming president, coinciding with the end of United States military occupation.[10] undefined Triumphs in undefined Republic General Election, Assumes Presidency In a momentous electoral victory undefined emerges triumphant in the undefined Republics general election securing the esteemed position of president This historic milestone coincides with the conclusion of the undefined military occupation marking a significant chapter in the undefined journey towards sovereignty and selfgovernance 
'''.............''' 
1562r5d o Marchuaryember 1901
newspaper  The Second Hellenic Republic is proclaimed in GreeceThe Second Amidst a backdrop of fervent political upheaval the Second ushering in a new era of governance and This proclamation represents a pivotal moment in the of republican principles<gallery mode="packed">
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=== July 2024 ===
<blockquote>''"i need to make a disstrack one of these days bruh"''
''"targetting [[Our World of News|owon]]"''
'''- [[AndreiXYZ]] on July 12th, 2024'''</blockquote>On July 12th, 2024, the dormant of corpse of ''OWOT Today'' experienced a brief, murderous spasm of activity.
Two posts were released on that day featuring the words "his demise" written in [[Lemuria|Lemuria's]] text color. For context, earlier that year Lemuria had started his own OWOT newspaper named [[Our World of News|''Our World of News'']], which Andrei had repeatedly criticized for effectively functioning as its author's propaganda platform.
This is not the last time that ''OWOT Today'' would be used to target Lemuria's paper.
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|'''July 12th, 2024'''
|[[File:Our world of what.png|center|thumb|615x615px|'''Lemuria:''' "M''ust be referring to me.'' 'His demise' ''written in Lemurian blue is nothing to scoff at''" ]][[File:End of owot today.png|center|thumb|619x619px| '''AndreiXYZ:''' "''ON SOME <nowiki>https://scottgames.com/</nowiki> TYPA SHIT ‼️‼️''"]]
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=== February 2025 ===
On February 6th, 2025, ''OWOT Today'' was briefly brought out of retirement to commemorate the death of Lemuria's newspaper [[Our World of News|''Our World of News'']]. This second newspaper had been mired in controversy for most of its lifespan as a result of biased content and heavy filler.
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|'''February 6th, 2025'''
|[[File:LEMURIA CORRUPT.jpg|center|thumb|654x654px|'''<big>[[OWOT Today#2025|LEMURIA CORRUPT:]]</big>''' <small>'''[[STARE INTO THE RED SUN.]]'''</small>]]
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=== July 2025 ===
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|'''July 17th, 2025'''
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=== 2025 ===
== Miscellaneous activities from the account ==
On February 6th, 2025, OWOT Today was briefly brought out of retirement to commemorate the death of Lemuria's newspaper [[Our World of News]]. This second newspaper had been mired in controversy for most of its lifespan as a result of biased content and heavy filler.
[[File:Owot discord vc october 11 2025.png|center|thumb|384x384px|The ''OWOT Today'' account hopping into VC on October 11th, 2025 in order to keep an eye on [[Lemuria]]]]
[[File:LEMURIA CORRUPT.jpg|center|thumb|552x552px|'''<big>LEMURIA CORRUPT:</big>''' <small>'''STARE INTO THE RED SUN.'''</small>]]
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