Sammich

Sammich was a central figure in the old YWOT community who was made admin by FP for being one of OWOT's original users. Today he is notorious for not using OWOT at all and only having sent 15 messages before 2025, and serves as a key evidence for accusations of nepotism against FP.

In May of 2025 he was demoted to bember by FP for picking his nose fights in the OWOT Discord and using lots of colorful language while doing so. So far this has been the one and only time he was active within the server.

Wokecat

He created the site wokecat.com.

He is also a Gigachad that is 1,000x cooler than Elvis ever was.

"sammich makes me blush due to his overwhelming coolness. I might get skin cancer from the sheer amount of cool-rays he emits!" - FP

"I'd put my deli meat in between his spongey buns any day ;)" - Anon

"Ah shit, I HATE pickles on my sammich. Forget what I said earlier" - Same anon, after learning sammich is male