The following is the original argument d9eoead and spacecake had months ago, with commentary from other users and formatting fixes.

Intro

This motherfucker has a disorder and I’m not joking. He has psychosis or brain damage or something and it is showing in the way he acts, talks, his creations, what he does, and what he believes.

fg is amazing

I don’t fucking care what you think about it. It’s fucking cringe.

Either that or his parents are shitty at parenting and education, and Spacecake has spent far too much time on the internet. He is by far the most mentally affected person I have ever seen on this platform so far. I hope he gets help soon. I don’t know whether or not this kid is redeemable. He could be too far gone.

Him and his little "friends" keep erasing/replacing this.

so?

Your responses are getting more lazier. You can’t just keep replying “ok so?” or “so?” to almost everything I say.

and here is my point: yes i can

He is disturbingly persistent and cannot be convinced about literally anything. I am worried about his wellbeing, and his mental state. This kiddo is either having an extremely bad start at life due to his parents and the internet, or he's going to be a psychopath school shooter.

He does not know how pollination works. He thinks PTSD is a carnivorous apex predator entity that eats mind creatures or something. He needs mental help immediately. He has a "fanmade cat" called Adelaide. He thinks that Adelaide can fucking escape the fictional realm and that he will swallow me whole in my sleep or some shit. He believes "anti-fictional-escapism" is a real thing. I don't fucking know anymore. He is deranged and insane.

no im not

YES YOU FUCKING ARE. Your creations and what you believe are fucking insane and deranged.

He wants to eat and kill me. I think he's going to be a school shooter. He says he only likes killing people in games, but yet he wants to murder and cannibalize me. If you are his mother reading this, I strongly advise you to look through his phone or his search history. See what he's been doing behind your back.

i was joking when i said i was gonna do that You could have let me know that you were joking.

oh

Adelaide

Is Adelaide your boyfriend? Lmfao.

adelaide is my fanmade cat

”fanmade cat” you think your garfield OC who doesn’t exist is going to eat me? You made him up. He isn’t going to escape the fictional dimension and swallow me whole.

To clear up some misinformation, my main OC is not called Adelaide. Adelaide is a red and white kittydog, made as an oc for a bot. My main oc, that garfield-looking-ass cat is called Kat. ~katiserie

"He isn’t going to escape the fictional dimension and swallow me whole." is what all the anti-fictional-escapism people say

LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, PLEASE GET SOME HELP THIS IS SOME SORT OF CHILDHOOD PSYCHOSIS OR SOME SHIT. This is next fucking level weird. What the fuck is anti-fictional-escapism? Garfdelaide or whatever the fuck he's called is just your mind only. You think he's gonna go into my dreams? Oh no a scary cat demon is going to phase through Spacecake's fucking forehead and swallow my entire body whole while I sleep because apparently he protects Spacecake like some sort of fucking guardian angel or something.

ok so?

Your responses are getting lazier.

no yours are

Prove it. Also your cat and roleplay are cringe.

eats*

What? Eats? Eats what? What the fuck? Also your cat and roleplay are still cringe.

i am eats you

LMFAO WHAT LMFAOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID

tami: !howgay d9

[*9620] gay meter: d9 is 78.82719% gay

…you’re using a bot? something that doesn’t have a brain and generates random numbers?

you mean something with a brain

it’s a script made up of letters and numbers. It’s computer-generated messages. It automatically types them when you say a certain message. No one can reply that fast. Only a computer can.

you mean something with a brain

NOTHING WITH A BRAIN CAN REPLY THAT FAST. ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED

you mean something with a brain

You literally can’t just say the same reply three times. You are a fucking retard.

you mean something with a brain

Prove that bots have a brain.

you mean a bot with a brain

You did not prove it. You have zero evidence.

Motherfucker really thinks these simple javascript programs which interact with the users have a brain and are not just some ascii characters written in order LMAOOO. ~katiserie

Mental illness talk

listen big buster brown, if you don’t want to be called a fucking retard all the time then LEAVE OWOT.

i refuse.

Everyone there hates cuckolds like you, and I do too.

please refrain from bad words.

I use bad words because I want you to take me seriously. That is how fucking angry I am with you.

Please go somewhere else. This is pathetic and it’s actually making me feel bad for you. You deserve better than this. Please, get it through that thick fucking skull that you don’t belong there. Everyone will shame you for the way you act, the way you draw, what you do and your little “creatures”. Please get a life.

Also what the fuck is up with you and wanting to eat and kill me?

i was just jokin

Do you have a fetish about eating people?

fictional people

Do you want to kill people?

people in games

then why do you keep “threatening” me that you’re going to kill me even though I’m a real person?

oh.

Yeah you fucking dumbass.

grrr you have made me so angerful

it’s angry not angerful, read a dictionary for once

no, i have educomix

That isn’t a real dictionary.

yes it is

Prove it.

[1]^[1][2]^[2][3]^[3]

The fuck are those supposed to mean?

those are sources!

Well what the fuck do they say, huh?

sorry i cant

That’s because they aren’t even sources at all. Educomix isn’t a real dictionary, accept it.

Spacecake denies his retardedness

spacecake is a retard

no i have autism

Half of the spectrum is basically the same thing as retards. You act like a retard.

im mild autism

Doesn’t look like it.

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he thinks these weird ass creatures called "awesomatas" exist (no they dont they are in my mind) and they eat fg apparently

awesomatas are MIND creatures not REAL creatures

So they aren’t real? They can’t f*cking colonize my mind like they’re Christopher Columbus. Also I’m not a fan of FG. They’ll fucking starve LMFAOOOOO

yeah, your PTSD will eat them up, but then more will appear

”PTSD” is trauma about a past event. It’s not some sort of carnivorous apex predator entity. Your misrepresentation of a serious condition is disgusting. War veterans have it because the war was traumatizing. Loud explosions and gunshots are triggers for them. “More will appear” they will literally starve out because I have no FG. They don’t exist. I don’t fucking care if they’re mind creatures, they still don’t exist. They aren’t fucking yokai or something. You think this is yokai watch? They can’t colonize your mind like Christopher Columbus. You said they have no brains, so how the fuck can they even make decisions? They're just mindless blobs of flesh at this point I guess. BTW, you say that it can get to your mind, but it's just you buddy. You made them up yet you think they exist. It's psychosis. Look it up on Google.

i cant find it on educomix

Educomix isn’t real. PTSD sure the fuck is. Look it up. Millions suffer with it every day and it is a serious problem.

educomix is real!!!

Prove it.

you prove it.

Educomix EXISTS, but the story itself is completely fictional.

Art skills or lack thereof

he sounds like a 5 year old and he draws like shit

(not)

You sound like a toddler. To you it may not sound like it but to others it very much will. Your drawing is hilariously ridiculous. You just make the brush size super big and draw the shapes. You draw eyes and mouths as lines and dots. There are no outlines and shading. You can’t draw text so you use the text tool. It looks misplaced and it’s an eyesore.

so?

You will get ridiculed because of it. Please learn how to draw and speak better.

but i have autism

I FUCKING KNOW. YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO SAY IT AGAIN.

read an educomix.

I regret clicking that link. It’s so fucking bad. It looks hilariously ugly and it has extremely bad writing. It’s clearly satire and isn’t made to be taken seriously. And you use that as education? Lmfao.

yes

How? How is it educational? Half of the time it’s just random bullshit.

no its not bull####

It’s literally just Animorphs but with time travel and not shapeshifting.

wrong.

It’s fucking shit. Now shut the fuck up or I’ll completely delete this section.

🤓

he looks like the classic nerd you'd see in elementary

cus i am there

I know. Being called a nerd is an insult.

so?

I’m just putting that out there so you can understand.

awesomatas dont exist. if they did they would die within 5 minutes cause

they violate all laws of physics
they dont have normal biological functions

but they are awesome!

i don’t give a shit. They’re still super weird and stupid. They violate all biological functions.

i dont give a **** either

Then why the fuck are you still talking about them?

because there awesome

I don’t give a shit about that.

dchdfjgechjvjfkcdjhsbxv

also for some reason he wants to eat and kill me in that order, possible vore fetish / psychopathy?

jk

you’re altering my words to sound like I was joking. I was never joking.

he's gonna be a lil psycho when he grows up, his mom must be so proud :333

By the way, this fucker doesn't even know how pollination works. He thinks you just shove a seed in a flower and you get a free tree. Pollination is far more complex and different than that. It's literally something that all kids know about. This bitch is fucking developmentally stunted or something. Either it's genetics or his parents are shit at giving him education. I hope his mother sees this. She should be looking through his phone and search history. Please if you're reading this, go get the belt and whoop his ass or something. I'm 12, he's 10, yet my maturity level is 20 years more advanced than his.

He thinks he can use “gar” instead of exponents. He thinks he can fucking say 5^20 as gargargargargargargargargargargargargargargargargargargargarfive. This…child… has a disorder. I mean he’s 10 but god damn is he retarded! Ten year olds know how to use exponents LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE and not the way that Spacecake is doing it. he literally just renamed exponents and thinks that he changed something fundamental about it. It’s just the same but with a different name. If I ever tried to use gar in a conversation, I would either get smacked in the fucking face or the other person would walk away.

gar is garmazing

That isn’t a real fucking word. Also, please prove how “gar” is amazing. Btw you don’t even know how pollination or biology works.

free trees! that is garmazing!!! gartrees!!!!!

You didn’t prove it. Normal 10 year olds have a basic understanding of how pollination works. The fact that you don’t shows how uneducated you are. Also trees take many many years to grow to their full size, so it isn’t just “free trees”.

garyou garare gara garbad garperson

That still isn’t proving it. Get a fucking life.

you go and garget a garlife

Putting gar infront of a word doesn’t change anything about it, and neither does it invent a new way to speak. It’s just for you to sound cool, yet you aren’t.

d9targue

He made a world for the argument. It's shit. Doing the argument on the article or the wiki is far more useful and flexible.

-d9eoead

horrible garperson

Yet again you alter my speech to make it look like something it isn’t. Why do you keep doing this? It’s destruction of evidence which is a crime in the USA.

Okay Spacecake I have a few questions.

1. What the fuck are awesomata? Their design is cringe and I hate them.

they are things in your mind

Sorry but it's just you buddy. You're the only one who has them. It's psychosis. Look it up.

PTSD isn't some carnivorous apex predator. Why do you think this?

they destroy your happy thoughts

I mean PTSD is far more than that. It is a serious issue that many many people have to live with every single day. War veterans have to deal with it because loud noises such as fireworks remind them of gunshots and explosions.

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2. Educomix isn't a real source of info. It's a fucking comic that is badly drawn and the story is fucking deranged. Why do you think this?

because its awesome

Calling something awesome is your go-to whenever someone asks something that you don't have the answer to.

idc its awesome

I don't give a shit about if it's awesome.

i hate you

Me too.

3. Who the #### is adelaide? He can't eat or kill me.

a cat who will escape

Oooooooooooh nooooooooooooooo!!!! Shiver me timbers!!! Some ###ing cat demon creature is going to phase through spacecake's brain and swallow my entire body whole while I sleep or something cause he's apparently some sort of ####ing guardian angel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stop or else i will force adelaide out of her dimension and she will eat and kill you in that order

And how are you going to do THAT? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM??????????????????????????????????????????

just you wait and see

Oh shiver me timbers! Oh that is very scary! Oh no! Scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do it right fucking now i dare you

4. Why the fuck do you want to eat and kill me? Are you cannibalistic/a murderer?

i was jking

You could have fucking told me that.

oh

[1] ttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intellectual_disability

[2] ttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autism_spectrum

[3] ttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stupidity

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