Sammich
Sammich is the second coming of Hitler.
He created the site wokecat.com, on which he is present constantly due to having no other responsibilities to take care of. He is hated by many, and is generally just a sour puss. Makes even the cringiest, most repugnant 4-channer look like Elvis.
| Property | Description |
|---|---|
| Type | Sandwich |
| Flavour | Salmonella & cum |
| Favourite Beverage | The tears of angels |
| Political Stance | Fascism |
| Medical History | Mental Retardation, Terminally Online, Rectal Prolapse |
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