Sammich

Sammich is the second coming of Hitler.

He created the site wokecat.com, on which he is present constantly due to having no other responsibilities to take care of. He is hated by many, and is generally just a sour puss. Makes even the cringiest, most repugnant 4-channer look like Elvis.

Property	Description
Type	Sandwich
Flavour	Salmonella & cum
Favourite Beverage	The tears of angels
Political Stance	Fascism
Medical History	Mental Retardation, Terminally Online, Rectal Prolapse