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| | | Starianna |
| https://ourworldoftext.com/sabrinanews | | Sucks. |
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| nanews | | |
== News ==------[ Starianna News Organization ]-#--#--------#-------------------
- Cleanup crews continue to sweep the Outer Regions in desperate attempt
to track down the remaining Starianna spambots
- Anti-Starianna organizations are considering deliberately inducing
light pollution to prevent the stars, and Starianna from being
seen on Earth
- Approximately 23 worlds have declared themselves Starianna-free as the OWOT-wide
cleanup effort continues. /main is fully Starianna-free, while some worlds have
been forced to implement cooldowns. Waves of bots in the Netherlands have been
intercepted by Dutch authorities operating out of Amsterdam.
- /jail announces it will start executing Starianna sympathizers amidst increased
surge of bot attacks
- Hackers are attempting to destroy the news portal! We will continue our work of
reporting on the latest advancements in the war on Starianna.
- Sabrina confirmed alt of Starianna
- Report unauthorized entries to cybersecurity personnel.
- Readers ask: "If someone's name ends with a, are they a Starianna alt?"
- No, there are still righteous users with names that end with A.
- Caltrops deployed on the roads; 17 Starianna sympathizers suffering flat tires
and blacklists from all major OWOT mechanics.
Sarah, one of OWOT's greatest mechanics, recently expressed her lack of
sympathy for Starianna's spambots. "She's trying to fuck up our wall,
and we can't let her do that!"
- Anti-Starianna forces are reminding users to be aware of any source posting the
below copy-pasta:
> ??? ???BAD NEWS!!!??? Starianna's bots are no
longer in service as request by FP otherwise we would be punished even further
with severe bans, deleted messages, and small updates. We know this is sad,
sorry. You may still see some of our spam going around from older versions of
the script unfortunately. But anyhow our bots are done for. Thank you for your
time wasted. (No this is not a jo
|- Reader's comment -------------
|thank you for dying, stupid bots
- It seems as if someone is updating the OWOT Wiki article on Starianna. The
Starianna News Organization will be happy to assist.
- Root world hit by swastika attack! Cleanup crews rush to the site.
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- Please ignore the above line, it is the result of Starianna loyalist
hackers.
- FP: Our Hero in These Trying Times ----------------------------
- Does Starianna have a botnet? Cybersecurity - -
personnel are actively investigating. - HELP US STOP -
- Fanfic publisher to post new fic to AO3 about - STARIANNA -
Starianna undergoing an action so drastic we - -
can't name it (but it might start with what - /sabrinanews -
Japanese confuse with the letter L) - -
- Karen attempts to coerce SNO into buying her - STARIANNA NEWS -
10 sports cars - ORGANIZATION -
- Manila declared Starianna-Free by the Army - -
- US Army: "Starianna is a terrorist and we - For a safer Wall! -
are highly alarmed at her reckless actions" - -
- Is Starianna Evading Child Support? ----------------------------