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 Name has never confirmed nor denied the existence of his real name.
+== Sender ==
+Sender is a parody account made by Name.
+He has committed countless crimes, including but not limited to:
+* sending stuff to the receiving end
+* being the zodiac killer
+* shooting jfk
+* faking the moon landing
+* racism
+* being the one who played the drums (see xkcd 2922)
+* not existing (see xkcd 0)
+* pirating 2 seasons of spongebob
+* distributing 17 different paster scripts simultaneously (now 18 due to recent events)
+* horse fraud
+* illegal ownership of sharks with friggin lazer beams
+* blowing up an orphanage
+* blowing up a hospital (disputed)
+* not owning any "normal" forks
+* using 2 pronged forks to pick up cheese
+* using 5 pronged forks to stab people (usually in the eyes)
+* stalking fp irl (allegedly)
+* stalking fp irl (slightly less allegedly)
+* milk then cereal then ice then spoon then bowl then table
+* stealing the declaration of independence and replacing it with a very very good copy
+* smoking the declaration of independence
+* using illegal crack cocaine (smoked not with regular paraphenalia but instead using the declaration of independence rolled up into a very large blunt)
+* connecting the sewage and electricity lines with eachother
+* this shit probably (referring to the actions taking place in the youtube video https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aHH2oYzJGnI)
+* j a y w a l k i n g
 == Friends ==