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THIS is in trash. You do not need to wipe this shit anymore and FP doesn't give a shit as long unless one of the damn retards brings it back and makes this entire confusion again
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:110%;"><strong>GOD fucking DAMN it</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:110%;"><strong>CRITICAL SECURITY NOTICE</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">you guys are actually fucking up the page so bad it's already on god damn trash category it doesn't count as real shit anymore JESUS christ you don't need to wipe it anymore</p></div>
<p style="text-align: center;">Unauthorized personnel are <strong>not</strong> permitted to fuck around with this article. You all need to leave this page alone. AOP-1044 is a SERIOUS threat to the continued sanity of OWOT and it's important we make sure people know how to contain this thing. Oh, and Maria couldn't do her job right, couldn't even defend this article from d9, so Nora got hired.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>— Nora Proctor, Anti-Ziggy Coalition</strong></p>
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'''Phenomena #''': AOP-1044
'''Phenomena #''': AOP-1044
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Persons exposed to AOP-1044 transmissions will experience a variety of deleterious mental health effects, ranging from mere annoyance, severe psychosis, and for persons with more than 1 month of continued exposure, suicidal tendencies due to lack of willingness to mitigate AOP-1044.
Persons exposed to AOP-1044 transmissions will experience a variety of deleterious mental health effects, ranging from mere annoyance, severe psychosis, and for persons with more than 1 month of continued exposure, suicidal tendencies due to lack of willingness to mitigate AOP-1044.
[[File:Lissencephaly.jpg|thumb|300px|Artists' depiction of AOP-1044's biological computer]]


AOP-1044's physical head contains a biological computer that superficially resembles the human brain. However, based on AOP-1044 behavior as observed by Lemurian containment personnel, it is likely that AOP-1044's brain:
AOP-1044's physical head contains a biological computer that superficially resembles the human brain. However, based on AOP-1044 behavior as observed by Lemurian containment personnel, it is likely that AOP-1044's brain:
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AOP-1044 transmissions range from:
AOP-1044 transmissions range from:
* The Hebrew-language phrase "{{wp|Jewish_greetings#Shabbat|שַׁבַּת שָׁלוֹם}}".
* The Hebrew-language phrase "{{wp|Jewish_greetings#Shabbat|שבת שלום}}".
* Arrangements of Latin script letters with no clear meaning.
* Arrangements of Latin script letters with no clear meaning.