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== Stuff on main ==
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== News ==------[ Starianna News Organization ]---------------------------------   
  .______________________________________________. .___________.                   
                                                                                 
  |                                              | | Starianna |                   
- Cleanup crews continue to sweep the Outer Regions in desperate attempt           
  | https://ourworldoftext.com/sabrinanews      | | Sucks.    |                   
  to track down the remaining Starianna spambots                                   
  |______________________________________________| |___________|                   
- Anti-Starianna organizations are considering deliberately inducing               
  |                                nanews      |  |        |                     
  light pollution to prevent the stars, and Starianna from being                   
== News ==------[ Starianna News Organization ]-#--#--------#-------------------   
  seen on Earth                                                                     
                                                                                   
- Approximately 23 worlds have declared themselves Starianna-free as the OWOT-wide  
- Cleanup crews continue to sweep the Outer Regions in desperate attempt           
  cleanup effort continues. /main is fully Starianna-free, while some worlds have   
  to track down the remaining Starianna spambots                                   
  been forced to implement lockdowns. Waves of bots in the Netherworld have been   
- Anti-Starianna organizations are considering deliberately inducing               
  reported.                                                                      
  light pollution to prevent the stars, and Starianna from being                   
- /jail announces it will start executing Starianna sympathizers amidst increased   
  seen on Earth                                                                     
  surge of bot attacks                                                             
- Approximately 23 worlds have declared themselves Starianna-free as the OWOT-wide  
- Hackers are attempting to destroy the news portal! We will continue our work of   
  cleanup effort continues. /main is fully Starianna-free, while some worlds have   
  reporting on the latest advancements in the war on Starianna.                     
  been forced to implement cooldowns. Waves of bots in the Netherlands have been   
- Sabrina confirmed alt of Starianna                                               
  intercepted by Dutch authorities operating out of Amsterdam.                    
- Report unauthorized entries to cybersecurity personnel.                           
- /jail announces it will start executing Starianna sympathizers amidst increased   
- Readers ask: "If someone's name ends with a, are they a Starianna alt?"           
  surge of bot attacks                                                             
- No, there are still righteous users with names that end with A.                   
- Hackers are attempting to destroy the news portal! We will continue our work of   
- Caltrops deployed on the roads; 17 Starianna sympathizers suffering flat tyres    
  reporting on the latest advancements in the war on Starianna.                     
  and blacklists from all major OWOT mechanics.                                     
- Sabrina confirmed alt of Starianna                                               
  Sarah, one of OWOT's greatest mechanics, recently expressed her lack of         
- Report unauthorized entries to cybersecurity personnel.                           
  sympathy for Starianna's spambots. "She's trying to fuck up our wall,           
- Readers ask: "If someone's name ends with a, are they a Starianna alt?"           
  and we can't let her do that!"                                                   
- No, there are still righteous users with names that end with A.                   
- Anti-Starianna forces are reminding users to be aware of any source posting the   
- Caltrops deployed on the roads; 17 Starianna sympathizers suffering flat tires    
  below copy-pasta:                                                                 
  and blacklists from all major OWOT mechanics.                                     
                                                                                 
    Sarah, one of OWOT's greatest mechanics, recently expressed her lack of         
  😢😢😢 😭😭😭BAD NEWS!!!😭😭😭 Starianna's bots are no                                 
    sympathy for Starianna's spambots. "She's trying to fuck up our wall,           
  longer in service as request by FP otherwise we would be punished even further   
    and we can't let her do that!"                                                   
  with severe bans, deleted messages, and small updates. We know this is sad,       
- Anti-Starianna forces are reminding users to be aware of any source posting the   
  sorry. You may still see some of our spam going around from older versions of     
  below copy-pasta:                                                                 
  the script unfortunately. But anyhow our bots are done for. Thank you for your   
                                                                                   
  time wasted. (No this is not a jo
  ??? ???BAD NEWS!!!??? Starianna's bots are no                                 
  longer in service as request by FP otherwise we would be punished even further   
  with severe bans, deleted messages, and small updates. We know this is sad,       
  sorry. You may still see some of our spam going around from older versions of     
  the script unfortunately. But anyhow our bots are done for. Thank you for your   
  time wasted. (No this is not a jo                                              
                                                                                   
  |- Reader's comment -------------                                               
  |thank you for dying, stupid bots                                               
                                                                                   
- It seems as if someone is updating the OWOT Wiki article on Starianna. The     
  Starianna News Organization will be happy to assist.                           
- Root world hit by swastika attack! Cleanup crews rush to the site.             
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  29 30 31 32                                                                     
- Please ignore the above line, it is the result of Starianna loyalist           
  hackers.                                                                       
- FP: Our Hero in These Trying Times            ----------------------------     
- Does Starianna have a botnet? Cybersecurity  -                          -     
  personnel are actively investigating.        -  HELP US STOP          -     
- Fanfic publisher to post new fic to AO3 about -  STARIANNA              -     
  Starianna undergoing an action so drastic we  -                          -     
  can't name it (but it might start with what  -  /sabrinanews          -     
  Japanese confuse with the letter L)          -                          -     
- Karen attempts to coerce SNO into buying her  -  STARIANNA NEWS        -     
  10 sports cars                                -  ORGANIZATION          -     
- Manila declared Starianna-Free by the Army    -                          -     
- US Army: "Starianna is a terrorist and we    - For a safer Wall!        -     
  are highly alarmed at her reckless actions"  -                          -     
- Is Starianna Evading Child Support?          ----------------------------     
                                                                                                                                   
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[[User:Lemuria|Lemuria]] ([[User talk:Lemuria|talk]]) 04:17, 10 February 2024 (EST)

Latest revision as of 11:27, 10 February 2024

Stuff on main

  .______________________________________________. .___________.                    
  |                                              | | Starianna |                    
  | https://ourworldoftext.com/sabrinanews       | | Sucks.    |                    
  |______________________________________________| |___________|                    
  |                                 nanews       |  |        |                      
 == News ==------[ Starianna News Organization ]-#--#--------#-------------------   
                                                                                    
 - Cleanup crews continue to sweep the Outer Regions in desperate attempt           
   to track down the remaining Starianna spambots                                   
 - Anti-Starianna organizations are considering deliberately inducing               
   light pollution to prevent the stars, and Starianna from being                   
   seen on Earth                                                                    
 - Approximately 23 worlds have declared themselves Starianna-free as the OWOT-wide 
   cleanup effort continues. /main is fully Starianna-free, while some worlds have  
   been forced to implement cooldowns. Waves of bots in the Netherlands have been   
   intercepted by Dutch authorities operating out of Amsterdam.                     
 - /jail announces it will start executing Starianna sympathizers amidst increased  
   surge of bot attacks                                                             
 - Hackers are attempting to destroy the news portal! We will continue our work of  
   reporting on the latest advancements in the war on Starianna.                    
 - Sabrina confirmed alt of Starianna                                               
 - Report unauthorized entries to cybersecurity personnel.                          
 - Readers ask: "If someone's name ends with a, are they a Starianna alt?"          
 - No, there are still righteous users with names that end with A.                  
 - Caltrops deployed on the roads; 17 Starianna sympathizers suffering flat tires   
   and blacklists from all major OWOT mechanics.                                    
    Sarah, one of OWOT's greatest mechanics, recently expressed her lack of         
    sympathy for Starianna's spambots. "She's trying to fuck up our wall,           
    and we can't let her do that!"                                                  
 - Anti-Starianna forces are reminding users to be aware of any source posting the  
   below copy-pasta:                                                                
                                                                                    
   >  ??? ???BAD NEWS!!!??? Starianna's bots are no                                 
   longer in service as request by FP otherwise we would be punished even further   
   with severe bans, deleted messages, and small updates. We know this is sad,      
   sorry. You may still see some of our spam going around from older versions of    
   the script unfortunately. But anyhow our bots are done for. Thank you for your   
   time wasted. (No this is not a jo                                                
                                                                                    
   |- Reader's comment -------------                                                
   |thank you for dying, stupid bots                                                
                                                                                    
 - It seems as if someone is updating the OWOT Wiki article on Starianna. The       
   Starianna News Organization will be happy to assist.                             
 - Root world hit by swastika attack! Cleanup crews rush to the site.               
 - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28       
   29 30 31 32                                                                      
 - Please ignore the above line, it is the result of Starianna loyalist             
   hackers.                                                                         
 - FP: Our Hero in These Trying Times            ----------------------------       
 - Does Starianna have a botnet? Cybersecurity   -                          -       
   personnel are actively investigating.         -   HELP US STOP           -       
 - Fanfic publisher to post new fic to AO3 about -   STARIANNA              -       
   Starianna undergoing an action so drastic we  -                          -       
   can't name it (but it might start with what   -   /sabrinanews           -       
   Japanese confuse with the letter L)           -                          -       
 - Karen attempts to coerce SNO into buying her  -   STARIANNA NEWS         -       
   10 sports cars                                -   ORGANIZATION           -       
 - Manila declared Starianna-Free by the Army    -                          -       
 - US Army: "Starianna is a terrorist and we     - For a safer Wall!        -       
   are highly alarmed at her reckless actions"   -                          -       
 - Is Starianna Evading Child Support?           ----------------------------