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'''Phenomena #''': AOP-1044

'''Object Class''': ~~Euclid~~

'''Object Class''': Neutralized

'''Special Containment Procedures''': Transmissions from AOP-1044 in chat are to be logged, suppressed, and analyzed by a team of four child psychologists memetically inoculated against all known cognitohazards embedded in AOP-1044 transmissions. Random words generated by Ziggy are to be logged and checked against 15 different dictionaries to determine the object's language abilities.

'''Special Containment Procedures''': The activation of the STRAIGHTENER Array<ref>Named as a pun on Ziggy's name being similar to "zigzag".</ref> has been successful in suppressing 99.99871% of all AOP-10444 transmissions. Thus, AOP-1044 no longer poses as severe as a threat to modern-day OWOT.

Transmissions from AOP-1044, if they manage to evade the STRAIGHTENER Array, in chat are to be logged, suppressed, and analyzed by a team of four child psychologists memetically inoculated against all known cognitohazards embedded in AOP-1044 transmissions. Random words generated by Ziggy are to be logged and checked against 15 different dictionaries to determine the object's language abilities.

Mental health services are to be offered to persons who have been exposed to AOP-1044 transmissions for a period longer than 1 week. Those exposed for months are to be placed on suicide watch due to extreme mental effects.

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Proposals to terminate AOP-1044 through lethal force are pending approval.

'''Addendum 1044-091''': Removal of AOP-1044

AOP-1044 has since been banned from the OWOT community. Intensity of special containment procedures has been decreased to conserve resources for other Annoying OWOT Phenomena.