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== News ==------[ Starianna News Organization ]---------------------------------   

- Cleanup crews continue to sweep the Outer Regions in desperate attempt           

  to track down the remaining Starianna spambots                                   

- Anti-Starianna organizations are considering deliberately inducing               

  light pollution to prevent the stars, and Starianna from being                   

  seen on Earth                                                                     

- Approximately 23 worlds have declared themselves Starianna-free as the OWOT-wide  

  cleanup effort continues. /main is fully Starianna-free, while some worlds have   

  been forced to implement cooldowns. Waves of bots in the Netherlands have been   

  intercepted by Dutch authorities operating out of Amsterdam.                     

- /jail announces it will start executing Starianna sympathizers amidst increased   

  surge of bot attacks                                                             

- Hackers are attempting to destroy the news portal! We will continue our work of   

  reporting on the latest advancements in the war on Starianna.                     

- Sabrina confirmed alt of Starianna                                               

- Report unauthorized entries to cybersecurity personnel.                           

- Readers ask: "If someone's name ends with a, are they a Starianna alt?"           

- No, there are still righteous users with names that end with A.                   

- Caltrops deployed on the roads; 17 Starianna sympathizers suffering flat tires   

  and blacklists from all major OWOT mechanics.                                     

  Sarah, one of OWOT's greatest mechanics, recently expressed her lack of         

  sympathy for Starianna's spambots. "She's trying to fuck up our wall,           

  and we can't let her do that!"                                                   

- Anti-Starianna forces are reminding users to be aware of any source posting the   

  below copy-pasta:                                                                 

  >  😢😢😢 😭😭😭BAD NEWS!!!😭😭😭 Starianna's bots are no                                 

  longer in service as request by FP otherwise we would be punished even further   

  with severe bans, deleted messages, and small updates. We know this is sad,       

  sorry. You may still see some of our spam going around from older versions of     

  the script unfortunately. But anyhow our bots are done for. Thank you for your   

  time wasted. (No this is not a jo                                                 

   - Reader's comment -------------                                                 

   thank you for dying, stupid bots                                                 

- It seems as if someone is updating the OWOT Wiki article on Starianna. The       

  Starianna News Organization will be happy to assist.                             

- Root world hit by swastika attack! Cleanup crews rush to the site.