Squinch

The Squinch is a user. He is known for talking in a sophisticated tone and behaving very intelligent. He is viewed as a "nerd" by some people.

The Squinch once raped a deer somewhere in the Cascade foothills, ceremoniously dismembered it, and wore its skull as a helmet. Weeks later he was found roughly 80 miles away, naked and covered in blood, at the Renton Walmart. When questioned by police he answered, "I'm going to put my evil inside you". This event explains the long period of time The Squinch was not present on OWOT during 2022.