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'''The Squinch''' is a user. He is known for talking in a sophisticated tone and behaving very intelligent. He is viewed as a "nerd" by some people.
'''Squinch''', formerly known as '''Ace LeBaron''', is a user. He is known for talking in a sophisticated tone and behaving very intelligent. Squinch allegedly lives in Washington state.


'''The Squinch''' once raped a deer somewhere in the Cascade foothills, ceremoniously dismembered it, and wore its skull as a helmet. Weeks later he was found roughly 80 miles away, naked and covered in blood, at the Renton Walmart. When questioned by police he answered, "I'm going to put my evil inside you". This event explains the long period of time The Squinch was not present on OWOT during 2022.
== Self-described OWOT career ==
I have been frequenting various worlds of text since late 2012, when I first discovered [[Your World of Text]]. For several years I had no account but used the name "Ace LeBaron", derived from the title of [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXaZ15D2WPs this piece of soundtrack]. Sometime after InfraRaven created the revived version of OWOT, I created an account under the name "Squinch", meaning "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squinch a triangular corner that supports the base of a dome]".
 
I often use OWOT as a venue for talking about my eccentric mystical belief system. I am also a member of the main world and have created some of its larger protected areas. Examples include the Demented 2012 Playlist (which I originally began assembling on YWOT in that year); the River Opu and the bridge next to the town of [[Opubridge]]; and my pasting of the complete text of a trilogy of fantasy novels that runs the length of 18,312 grid squares along a single line. My creations are generally expressions of my belief system or my random sense of humor, or both.


'''The Squinch''' reportedly worked as a hitman. He was hired by Bill and Hillary Clinton to help "take out" political opponents of their regime. Later, The Squinch was found dead with 39 gunshot wounds to the head and chest. His death was ruled a suicide. His suicide note read "oopsy daisies". The Squinch applied for witness security and now lives in Washington state.
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Latest revision as of 12:38, 3 February 2024

Squinch, formerly known as Ace LeBaron, is a user. He is known for talking in a sophisticated tone and behaving very intelligent. Squinch allegedly lives in Washington state.

Self-described OWOT career

I have been frequenting various worlds of text since late 2012, when I first discovered Your World of Text. For several years I had no account but used the name "Ace LeBaron", derived from the title of this piece of soundtrack. Sometime after InfraRaven created the revived version of OWOT, I created an account under the name "Squinch", meaning "a triangular corner that supports the base of a dome".

I often use OWOT as a venue for talking about my eccentric mystical belief system. I am also a member of the main world and have created some of its larger protected areas. Examples include the Demented 2012 Playlist (which I originally began assembling on YWOT in that year); the River Opu and the bridge next to the town of Opubridge; and my pasting of the complete text of a trilogy of fantasy novels that runs the length of 18,312 grid squares along a single line. My creations are generally expressions of my belief system or my random sense of humor, or both.

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