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Terminal OWOT disease is a neurological illness that results in users becoming incredibly addicted OWOT. Symptoms include spamming, bullying, and being intentionally unhelpful to other users.
Terminal OWOT disease is a neurological illness that results in users becoming incredibly addicted to OWOT. Symptoms include spamming, bullying, and being intentionally unhelpful to other users.


== Background ==
== Background ==
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* "Oh no! It appears I've been banned from chat. Maybe if I spam in spawn, it will convince them to unban me."
* "Oh no! It appears I've been banned from chat. Maybe if I spam in spawn, it will convince them to unban me."
* "That's it. I can't believe you disagree with me. This means you are a disgusting person and nobody loves you."
* "That's it. I can't believe you disagree with me. This means you are a disgusting person and nobody loves you."
* "I've spent over 5 years learning how to script and I'm gonna use my knowledge to do something evil to the community."
* "Why the hell can't I spam obscene images in spawn? This is fascism and you are literally Hitler for erasing my pictures."
* "Why the hell can't I spam obscene images in spawn? This is fascism and you are literally Hitler for erasing my pictures."
* "Oh that's interesting. You share the same opinion as a spammer or a troll. That means YOU are a spammer and a troll too."
* "Oh that's interesting. You share the same opinion as a spammer or a troll. That means YOU are a spammer and a troll too."
* "I've spent over 5 years learning how to script and I'm gonna use my knowledge to do something assholish to the community."
* "Why does nobody understand my point of view? Maybe if I spam it in chat 5000 times then people will agree with what I'm saying."
* "Why does nobody understand my point of view? Maybe if I spam it in chat and spawn 5000 times then people will agree with what I'm saying."
* "I can develop a script that people can use for their own good but instead I'm gonna develop a script to make life miserable for every user on the site."
* "I can develop a script that people can use for their own good but instead I'm gonna develop a script to make life miserable for every user on the site."
* "Stop it. You can't make ASCII art. That's a sin. I'm a member of the anti-art coalition and truthfully, this offends me. Therefore, I'm going to erase it even though it's not mine."
* "Stop it. You can't make ASCII art. That's a sin. I'm a member of the anti-art coalition and truthfully, this offends me. Therefore, I'm going to erase it even though it's not mine."
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== Cure ==
== Cure ==
Ask them to step away from their keyboard. That's the only humane treatment for it.
option 1: Ask them to step away from their keyboard. That's the only humane treatment for it.
 
option 2: euthanasia
[[Category:Terrible OWOT users]] [[Category:Dangers of OWOT]] [[Category:Mental illness]]
[[Category:Terrible OWOT users]] [[Category:Dangers of OWOT]] [[Category:Mental illness]]